Went all day without a cigarette, beer or meat. I'm on a health kick that I plan to stay on, but it's really making me sick. Literally. I don't know if it's nicotine withdrawal or what, but I feel like shit.

I don't care much for meat anyway with the exception of a nice aged steak every once in a while, I know it's not the beer because I go without that all the time, it has to be the cigarettes. I'm nauseated, have a headache, jittery and can't sit still.

It's nicotine withdrawal.

Last night after I put my last cigarette out I swore out loud, on my children's lives that I will never smoke another one again.

Dumbest fucking thing I ever did. I can't smoke after saying that, I totally fucked myself.

(01-09-2014, 11:28 PM)sally Wrote: I know it's not the beer because I go without that all the time

I thought you drank beer all the time?

(01-09-2014, 02:38 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: BTW, "The Night Owls" by LRB was written specifically for Midwest Spy.

You know, "He's gonna get the girl cause he looks so fine, he's gonna win her every time", etc.

Yep, written for me.

You sound like a recently dumped middle aged woman drunk and alone at a party.

“This song is all about me!”

(01-09-2014, 06:49 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(01-09-2014, 02:21 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Did a little karaoke tonight for the first time in nearly 2 years.

My set-list, if you will:

1. Right Down The Line
2. Kentucky Rain (Elvis' Birthday today)
3. Wolves (Garth Brooks)
4. Crash Into Me
5. Lady (Little River Band) God, I love their music.

No, I haven't heard of any of those songs.

What's wrong with classics like I Will Survive and My?

As long as its the Sid Vicious version.

ESAD! Where have you been?

(01-10-2014, 10:23 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: As long as its the Sid Vicious version.

That's my favourite version after it was played during the end credits of Goodfellas.

(01-10-2014, 10:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: ESAD! Where have you been?

Maybe having a wank to the North Koreans being fed to the German Shepherds?

Or not.

(01-10-2014, 12:13 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Maybe having a wank to the North Koreans being fed to the German Shepherds?

Or not.

If anybodys got that footage I'm willing to bet its esad.

Comcast sucks huge dicks.

Jewbitch can kiss my white ass. It's on.

And I'm really sick of rain.

(01-10-2014, 07:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Comcast sucks huge dicks.

Jewbitch can kiss my white ass. It's on.

And I'm really sick of rain.

I've known Comcast sucked huge dicks since 2007 when I did customer satisfaction surveys for Verizon and other telecommunication companies.

(01-10-2014, 07:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Jewbitch can kiss my white ass. It's on.

Damn shame you couldn't buy a 12 lb. pork loin & use it on her like a baseball bat. WhackWhackWhack.

(01-10-2014, 08:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-10-2014, 07:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Jewbitch can kiss my white ass. It's on.

Damn shame you couldn't buy a 12 lb. pork loin & use it on her like a baseball bat. WhackWhackWhack.

Oh shit

I should sign her up for pork of the month!

I'm serious! Beat her like a baby seal.

We are going to a county fair in Yorkshire today. Traction and steam engines, farmers market, trade unions march and speechs. Real working class northern shit! Great Britains rednecks letting their hair down!

The UK is like an inverse version of the US. The rednecks live in the north and they tend to be left wing not right wing.

I haven't been to a fair in ages. Thinking about it makes me recall all the awesome smells.

(01-11-2014, 07:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I haven't been to a fair in ages. Thinking about it makes me recall all the awesome smells.

I'm there now, every year we come there are less and less traction and steam engines, the men that own and maintain them get old and die and no one is interested in taking over so they end up being scrapped. Shame really.

(01-11-2014, 06:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm serious! Beat her like a baby seal.

I would treat a baby seal better than her. She is really so insignificant that it's not worth my time to worry about her.