I've debated with myself on how to phrase this. Do I say, I see you muthafucka, freak, it's like you're peeking in our windows and eavesdropping on our conversations. You're like an ostrich, you only think you're hidden, pull your head out of your ass. I see you.

OR

Hello darlings, come in, come in. Don't be shy. I know you're interested or you wouldn't be here. Cat got your tongue? You don't get to see very much by lurking, half of Mock is hidden from you. We have cyber-curtains in a sense.

Mockers, what would you say to those that are on the outside looking in? Be mindful they are your fans so keep it clean & respectful.

Be mindful they are your fans so keep it clean & respectful.



Well, that's no fun. I go with your first response...shit, or get off the pot, lurkerzzz.


Clean and respectful... That was a good one Duchess.

It made me snicker when I was typing it.

I love my fans.

They love my stories.

Kill 'em with kindness Duchess.

That's funny, MWS thinks he has fans. Yeh, a cult following, a really small cult.

Seriously, are any lurkers in my neck of the woods?

(01-12-2014, 06:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: Mockers, what would you say to those that are on the outside looking in? Be mindful they are your fans so keep it clean & respectful. [/i][/size]

Come on in.

There are members here almost certainly more retarded than you are and in here you can call them on it! Every day if you like!

There's not a lot of variation (maggotyboo for instance is loud and stupid every fucking day! And hotdog will argue the toss with you over meaningless drivel every day) but there is fun to be had.

Don't be intimidated, ramseycat posts here every day and she is the most banal human being on the planet.

Come on in.

(01-13-2014, 01:10 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's funny, MWS thinks he has fans.

Of course he does.

Fellow manchilds going through a mid life crisis that seek masculine affirmation through fantasy just like him.

(01-13-2014, 01:10 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Seriously, are any lurkers in my neck of the woods?

No, mostly the US.

(01-13-2014, 04:58 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: There are members here almost certainly more retarded than you are

That's debatable. I say that because some that lurk are like content vampires. They swipe everything from sig lines & avatars to expressions some use here. I'm almost certain that those who do that would never expect me to know. Surprise!

Identity thieves?

Say it aint so.

I'm not surprised lurkers steal my expressions some of them are the stuff of legend.

(01-13-2014, 06:30 AM)Duchess Wrote: No, mostly the US.

Mostly Ohio.

(01-13-2014, 02:30 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I'm not surprised lurkers steal my expressions some of them are the stuff of legend.

Lol. You...legend...bwhahahaha! the race of dwarves your descended from is more legendary than you'll ever be.

Look up the word “repudiate” in maggotyboos pop up dictionary.

You are an ant if the afterbirth.

(01-14-2014, 04:03 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Look up the word “repudiate” in maggotyboos pop up dictionary.

You are an ant if the afterbirth.

Well that narrows it down...my real father was either Hank Pym or Scott Lang. And all this time I thought they were fictional characters.

On the outside looking in. Eavesdropping.

Grow a set, bitchflakes.

Does that sound welcoming?

(05-19-2015, 06:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:

On the outside looking in. Eavesdropping.

Grow a set, bitchflakes.

Does that sound welcoming?

lol that sounds perfect.