(01-13-2014, 05:28 AM)crash Wrote: Bullshit. Karl solely produced the Ricky Gervais show at one stage. It was Karl's on air comments that grew so much in popularity that led to his continued on air sucess, and also to the increased popularity of the Ricky Gervais show.

Karl doesn't lay it on like 'Ali G', but when Karl is at home with his wife, away from the camera, I bet my ass he's not Karl; The idiot abroad.

If he's a fucking idiot, he makes you and me look brain dead with the business decisions and career choices he has made.

All utter crap.

Karl his friends and family have all stated he is a complete fucking idiot ²⁴⁄₇ he has become famous because he is an absolute fucking mong that people laugh at not with.

He is a humourless, dim witted, moribund twat and admitted that it was harder and took more brain power working on a factory assembly line than producing a short weekly talk radio show. He said “all I do is push the on air button and make sure the microphones are working that's it anyone could do that.”

He also admitted in one of the podcasts if it wasn't for Ricky and Stephen micro managing his career he would just sit at home alone all day doing DIY and pottering around parks like a old age pensioner. Without Ricky and Stephen endlessly pushing, promoting and publicising him he simply would not be famous at all.

He isn't an actor playing a role like Stephen Colbert, I met him in a bar in Salford in 2009 and he is a very nice bloke but there is nothing going on behind his eyes at all. Everything he says in the podcasts he actually believes 100%. He is a professional imbecile he's rich because he's an idiot that people enjoy laughing at not with.

When asked if people recognise him in the street he said “yeah but its not if I've done anything worthwhile so its a bit pointless really, being on telly isn't special anymore anyone can get on tv, even me”. Its like someone has taken up being locked in the stocks and being pelted with rotten fruit for a living.

Only smart people get rich? Bullshit! Kim Kardashain is rich because she has an arse like a beach ball, Paris Hilton is rich because of her family and she got fucked on the internet. The era of the talentless rich celebrity is very much upon us.

At least Karl is unintentionally hilarious.

(01-13-2014, 11:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The guy won an award for best factual series host, he's written several books, he loves what he does, he's a multi-millionaire who makes about $300k per year in salary... Good networking, smart choices and solid business decisions - that fucking idiot has incredible luck!

To suggest that his public persona in the entertainment industry might differ from his private life is like ,well, asking us to believe that Rock Hudson wasn't really a ladies' man and Ozzy Osbourne isn't actually a devil-worshipping prince of darkness off stage. Inconceivable.

1 - host? Karls hosts the shows he is in? If being put in ridiculous and dangerous situations by Ricky Gervais and the producers just to film Karls natural retarded real life reactions can be classed as hosting then fair enough. Its the bull in a bullfight “hosts” the fight!

2 - the books are popular because they are the inane ramblings of an idiot that people find funny. Karl doesn't write them is as comedy like him they are hilarious completely unintentionally. When asked if his books have a narrative he honestly replied “what's a narrative?”

3 - good networking, smart choices and solid business decisions? Yes by Ricky Gervais and his management!

4 - Karl Pilkington is a real life moron from Salford - fact. He is not a fictional character he is not an actor. He was lucky he became mates with two talented comedians and writers who made it their lifes work to make Karl famous.

Mission accomplished.

PILKINGTON

The man, the myth, the legend...



"the funniest man in Britain today" - Ricky Gervais

HoTD, I am surprised to hear you say this. We love Pilkington, I have even roped my mother in watching Pilkington. He is very authentic and hilarious.

People who consistently make diverse audiences laugh for years on end and surround themselves with very smart funny men aren't likely stupid.

They've likely got very good timing, know how to generate a laugh, and, if they're savvy, know how to parlay it into a very successful business.

Completely authentic or partly/mostly comedic entertainer...funny is funny and successful is successful. Credit where due.

Yeah I like pilkington too. Comedic victim and prop of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. Reminds me of myself in some ways...misunderstood genious.

(01-14-2014, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I like pilkington too. Comedic victim and prop of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

Exactly and that's all he is.

Not for the first time Clang gets it 100 % the so called “smart” people in here don't.

He is the funniest and most completely unaware straight man in the history of comedy.

(01-13-2014, 05:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: People who consistently make diverse audiences laugh for years on end and surround themselves with very smart funny men aren't likely stupid.

They've likely got very good timing, know how to generate a laugh, and, if they're savvy, know how to parlay it into a very successful business.

Completely authentic or partly/mostly comedic entertainer...funny is funny and successful is successful. Credit where due.

As usual your conjecture, speculations and theories are far more likely to be true than my proven facts about a man I have met in person.

Its like someone with downs syndome who falls over all the time being hailed as the new Charlie Chaplin. “You can't deny the hidden genius of his comic timing!”

No he's a fucking idiot.....and so are you for thinking he's a genius.

(01-13-2014, 05:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: PILKINGTON

"the funniest man in Britain today" - Ricky Gervais

Yes.

Completely unintentionally is the point I'm making.

(01-13-2014, 05:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: People who consistently make diverse audiences laugh for years on end and surround themselves with very smart funny men aren't likely stupid.

No.

Ricky and Stephen were lumbered with Karl like when you order a cab you are lumbered with the driver who turns up at your door.

Karl was a production drone working for a crap radio station.

He is in as much control of his career as the dog who played Lassie.

He is a braindead moron from Salford who is unintentionally hilarious.

The end.

(01-14-2014, 04:48 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(01-14-2014, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I like pilkington too. Comedic victim and prop of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

Exactly and that's all he is.

Not for the first time Clang gets it 100 % the so called “smart” people in here don't.

He is the funniest and most completely unaware straight man in the history of comedy.

Way to edit my quote. I also said he was a genius...a misunderstood genius but a genius nonetheless.

Are you seriously going to get into an argument over Karl Pilkington?

(01-14-2014, 05:30 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Are you seriously going to get into an argument over Karl Pilkington?

No. I was just pointing out my quote was taken out of context to make it seem like I agreed with CN. Something I would rarely/never do.

I have no idea who Pilkington is & I don't even care enough to google him.

I do know who Ricky is and think he's funny as fuck. I enjoy his outrageous-ness.

Pilkington is his BFF, what is funny about him is he is so unaware of how hilarious he is with the remarks he makes. When he talks about evolution he draws on Fred Flinstone and Rachel Welch in Planet of the Apes. Quite often, Ricky will say to him 'you are talking shit again'.

(01-14-2014, 05:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Way to edit my quote. I also said he was a genius...a misunderstood genius but a genius nonetheless.

I apologise for giving you credit for being smart, what the fuck was I thinking? I take it all back.

You are fucking moron just like Karl.

(01-14-2014, 05:36 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-14-2014, 05:30 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Are you seriously going to get into an argument over Karl Pilkington?

No. I was just pointing out my quote was taken out of context to make it seem like I agreed with CN. Something I would rarely/never do.

I apologised.

Your legacy of being a fucking moron is intact don't panic.

(01-14-2014, 05:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I have no idea who Pilkington is & I don't even care enough to google him.

I do know who Ricky is and think he's funny as fuck. I enjoy his outrageous-ness.

The podcasts and the animated Ricky Gervais Show are brilliant I have them all on dvd, its not easy to make me laugh but I nearly pissed my pants watching it.

Here are an example of quotes by Karl, remember he is not an actor reading a script or performing he is a moron trying desperately to sound clever and profound.

“I thought the sun and the moon were the same thing”

“Did you read about the bloke who's skull fell off?”

“I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut”

“Its that old saying isn't it? A problem solved is a problem......caused”

“Are you in control of your brain? Or is your brain in control of you?”

“My nerves aren't long enough for my body”

And finally Karl is fascinated with freaks here is a typical conversation about them with Ricky.

Karl - have you seen the man with one face and two bodies?

Ricky - so essentially just a man with two bodies then?

Karl - yeah and one face.

Ricky - yeah but he wouldn't be famous for having one face though would he? He's famous because he's the man with two bodies.

Karl - yeah but it was the face that was unusual the fact he only had one face.

Ricky - what the fuck are you talking about? We are all the man with one face you idiot!

Karl - yes but he had one face and two bodies! Just one face!

Ricky - yes but the bloke at the freakshow wouldn't be shouting “roll up roll up come and see the man with one face!” Would he?

Karl - yeah but the two bodies and the one face....

Ricky - the one face isn't the unusual thing about him is the point I'm making Karl.

Karl - yeah but the one face as well....

Ricky - move on, you're a fucking idiot!

(01-14-2014, 05:06 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: The end.

If only...

(01-15-2014, 08:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If only...

Yes its strange how quickly a debate or argument gets boring when you've lost it isn't it?