(01-10-2014, 10:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: ESAD! Where have you been?

Busy.

So Tuesday Jew Bitch and her daughter spawn show up at the hospital. I had already advised the staff that Jew Bitch was not allowed in ICU. She had to stay in the waiting room. What does she do? Barges her ass right in. As soon as I saw her I went out into the hall and pointed to the door and said out. She argued with me and I told her I would call security if she didn't leave. I went back in the room and she proceeded to argue with the nurse. I went back out and told the nurse to call security. Debbie starts to argue more and I said NOW to the nurse and then Debbie flounced out. Nephew tells me later that she recorded the whole thing and is going to use it against me in court. Dumb bitch can't use anything as she recorded me without my knowledge. Just proves she came there to start shit.

Mahesh, our aid was there. He said that was great. I've never seen you so mad. You put her in her place. He's like you are usually so sweet and kind to everyone. Yea, everyone but her.

Has anyone seen "12 Years A Slave"?

(01-16-2014, 05:29 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(01-15-2014, 10:37 PM)sally Wrote: Complaining about being told to fuck off when asking for another 12 pack after the first one you paid for fell apart inside of the store is not unreasonable. You can't compare that to some nosey old bastard complaining about the neighbor's kid skateboarding in his own yard after school when they can't even hear it from inside their house.

My complaint was perfectly normal and reasonable, the other is not.

No, sorry!

You clearly felt the need to cover your ass in the post I referenced.

Which means for a fact you know yourself you are just as much of a drama llama as Users neighbour!

You can't bring that boat back to port honey! She has already sailed!

The post you referenced was said jokingly, you lunatic.

IRL I did absolutely nothing about the broken beer box and didn't plan to. I only started the thread here for amusement, which you and Crash fell right in to thinking I was actually serious about getting back at the gas station.

(01-16-2014, 01:23 PM)sally Wrote: The post you referenced was said jokingly, you lunatic.

IRL I did absolutely nothing about the broken beer box and didn't plan to. I only started the thread here for amusement, which you and Crash fell right in to thinking I was actually serious about getting back at the gas station.

Once again! No! Sorry!

You are now claiming the “bastards” thread was a clever hoax to entrap people?!

No! You were clearly pissed the fuck off in that thread and now you are trying and failing to backtrack now that you realise how unreasonable and retarded and overly dramatic you were being!

You can't pull the wool over my eyes nigger!

No wonder she wants a cure for you.

(01-16-2014, 01:23 PM)sally Wrote: I only started the thread here for amusement, which you and Crash fell right in to thinking I was actually serious about getting back at the gas station.

Yeah...which is why I replied with such a serious statement as throwing a Molotov cocktail and telling you to gtfoi..... rather than all that other do-gooder advice about writing letters, contacting managers and your local business council..

Get back on the cancer sticks, Sal, they make you perform at a higher level..

(01-16-2014, 05:57 PM)crash Wrote: Get back on the cancer sticks, Sal, they make you perform at a higher level..

Nicotine withdrawal symptoms is her only get out clause.

gee this place...

Anyone watching Sportcenter on ESPN this morning will probably catch the highlights of the U of MN Gophers upsetting Ohio State in college hoops last night.

I was there.

Great game and great atmosphere.

(01-17-2014, 11:11 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyone watching Sportcenter on ESPN this morning will probably catch the highlights of the U of MN Gophers upsetting Ohio State in college hoops last night.

I was there.

Great game and great atmosphere.

Lots of big tits and pussy shots?

Fridays in June are way more fun than Fridays in January.

(01-17-2014, 01:20 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-17-2014, 11:11 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyone watching Sportcenter on ESPN this morning will probably catch the highlights of the U of MN Gophers upsetting Ohio State in college hoops last night.

I was there.

Great game and great atmosphere.

Lots of big tits and pussy shots?

Doubtful, unless it was a Game of Thrones.

(01-17-2014, 02:16 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Game of Thrones.

I was just thinking about that! Reruns of last season begin in 2 wks. I've never seen it on television. I became a fan after hearing about the Red Wedding and power watched season 1 & 2 on my computer. I'm really looking forward to being caught up. I've become intrigued by the entire cast, hate the little king fuck and I shed a tear when they killed Ned. I find all the characters interesting.

(01-17-2014, 01:20 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-17-2014, 11:11 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Anyone watching Sportcenter on ESPN this morning will probably catch the highlights of the U of MN Gophers upsetting Ohio State in college hoops last night.

I was there.

Great game and great atmosphere.

Lots of big tits and pussy shots?

I wasn't going to bring it up, but now that you mention it...

It was a college basketball game and there were lots of co-eds in attendance.

However, I was NOT checking them out.

(01-17-2014, 03:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It was a college basketball game and there were lots of co-eds in attendance.

However, I was NOT checking them out.

No of course you weren't, they were checking you out......as usual!

You have developed an air of creepy menace with regards to women, especially younger women.

If my daughter was 18 and said to me “is it ok if midwest gives me a lift?”. I would probably say “you know I'd rather he didn't, no”.

Not that I'm saying anything untoward would happen, of course not. But inappropriate comments? Hmmmmm.

CN, I'm not into young women, unless 30-something's are considered 'young'.

Anyone's teenage daughter would be safe with me.

Holy hell, I finally got my hands on one of our laptops that actually works reasonably well. I bought a Dell Touch Screen about a month ago and the more I try to use it, the more the fucker falls apart. It's NOT just that it's running Windows 8 (this bastard is too), here's just a few of my litany of complaints:

I am the "administrator" but apparently now they HIDE the administrator. Every time I try to download Windows 8.1, it tells me to log in as an administrator...the only account I HAVE is a fucking administrator. There's ways to "unhide" the administrator account but I've spent hours trying to do that with no damn luck.

I have the pop up blocker turned on and it blocks everything but the fucking advertisements and they're constant. But if I want to open my email inbox, it blocks it as a pop up.

Finally, what the hell are they doing trying to force everyone in to creating a Microsoft account? Now (thankfully only on that computer), when I try to go to Hotmail, it takes me to Microsoft Outlook (the NEW Hotmail). And it wants to mash and store everything on the cloud which doesn't appeal to me. I *know* if I hit the wrong button, all of the computers in the house will have all of our email accounts up on that damn cloud.

I don't know what the hell Microsoft is doing. I'm going to talk to a tech tomorrow but I'm afraid they've made such a shitty product that it's unfixable. I'm not sure of all the repercussions that might be involved, but I think that machine is probably going back and I may switch to another platform entirely. It's the Operating System, right? Maybe I should just look at stripping the damn thing down and using some other operating system out there. Hmmmm.

Anyway, that was my day.

(01-17-2014, 11:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: CN, I'm not into young women, unless 30-something's are considered 'young'.

Anyone's teenage daughter would be safe with me.

Bullshit.

You said the fact the hairdresser was in her 20s made her more “hawt”.

Your words archived for posterity creepozoid.

My daughter ain't riding with you.

Meanwhile in Seattle.......................

the very big "O"

For one Seattle woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven - and then to the emergency room.


Liz had just had sex with her partner Eric, but well after he climbed out of bed, Liz was hitting new peaks of pleasure.

About an hour into her epic climax, Liz started to panic. By the second hour, the panting woman was rushed to hospital where medical staff thought she was in labor.


Liz's orgasm lasted for over three hours before she finally found relief.