Hey, I commented on that genius comment before seeing your comment above.

I guess it depends on the genius making the comment; I think I scored about .0475.

I'm shameless, though.

(02-21-2014, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I scored about .0475.

I'm flattered. I think..

The good news?

My wife's expectations have been lowered so much that when I do turn in an all-star worthy performance I earn mulligans for the next month.

What a sweet gal.

(02-21-2014, 05:49 PM)crash Wrote:

(02-21-2014, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I scored about .0475.

I'm flattered. I think..

It's a very good score for the middle of a work day and the phone ringing.

I'm gonna move on now, before you get me in trouble again (I always blame you, haha).

Where the hell did they get their highly scientific statistics from a pickle park?

(02-21-2014, 05:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where the hell did they get their highly scientific statistics from a pickle park?

It's very scientific!!!!!

According to the article:

The data comes from approximately 5,000 users and 23,000 individual sex sessions in the U.S. (there are about 10,000 users worldwide).

The data was extracted and compiled from Spreadsheets, a sex-tracking App launched last August.

"We're creating a sort of thermometer for sex," co-creator Tyler Elick, 29, told The Huffington Post. In addition to how long you're lasting, Spreadsheets can keep track of thrusts per minute, audio levels, and frequency of sex.

Thekid65....putting the ho, in I-dee-ho.

How the hell can you guys think about baseball or fishing when the toys are active?

When the trains nearly at the station there's no holding back it is a case of “if you didn't come when I ate your pussy you better do it quick because the vinegar strokes and point of no return is imminent!”

I blew the dust off this old thread. It made me laugh all over again.

I'll check with Mouse, but I think I got most of those guys beat
Got to start a timer next time and check