You've been warned Ramsey & Aussie -

Your food likely has mold, poop, *gags* and bugs in it and that's cool with the FDA.

The FDA has NEVER safety tested genetically engineered food. Jesus.

Your meat takes an ammonia bath before it hits store shelves.

The government is all for feeding animals arsenic. Chances are it's been in some of the chicken you've eaten.

The orange stuff on your favorite cheesy snack is a known carcinogen. Some of these have been banned in Europe but the FDA refuses to take them off the US market.

There's way more than this but you get the idea.

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I heard yesterday that anything with the color yellow in it is bad for you.

I am at a loss to describe the abominations the American FDA are prepared to put in your food.

Americans laugh about Spotted Dick and Haggis and their food police are putting shit in their food English and Scottish people think are insane and would never eat.

Think about that! The Scottish people will eat arseholes and elbows but they turn their nose up at some of the poison the FDA allows in your food.

I won't eat animal offal but I will gladly eat derivatives of rocket fuel because the FDA says its cool!

Your food is toxic and you are exporting it to all corners.

It's mind blowing that's it's allowed. I don't want to harp on this because I don't have anything to back it up without spending time digging for it but I believe that what is put into the food is the reason so many people get sick with cancer and other things.

That doesn't gross me out. The bugs that are in your bowel are also on your computer keyboard. Learnt that in bioscience.

Keyboard poop. Great, just great.

I hate you at this moment Duchess.

You'll thank me when you take a pass on Cheetos & Doritos.

I grossed my wife out once when I put a bunch of raisinets near a tree and later on a walk in the woods ate them to check how fresh the deer dung was as she watched. The face was priceless.

Its like American cheese, its technically not actual cheese at all, its cheese like “product”.

Those plastic slices of processed orange cardboard are tasteless. In a diner in...some anonymous midwestern dust bowl or other we were served apple pie with a melted slice of American cheese on top.

A - custard? Yes, ice cream? Yes, cream? Yes (as long as it isn't squirted out of a fucking aerosol can) but please get this fucking processed cheese off the top of my apple pie.

B - its not even real cheese it is “processed cheese product”.

(02-25-2014, 07:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I hate you at this moment Duchess.

Only the truth shall set you free.

You've already lost your gall bladder if you take heed you might save the rest of your organs.

(02-27-2014, 09:30 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Its like American cheese, its technically not actual cheese at all, its cheese like “product”.

Those plastic slices of processed orange cardboard are tasteless. In a diner in...some anonymous midwestern dust bowl or other we were served apple pie with a melted slice of American cheese on top.

A - custard? Yes, ice cream? Yes, cream? Yes (as long as it isn't squirted out of a fucking aerosol can) but please get this fucking processed cheese off the top of my apple pie.

B - its not even real cheese it is “processed cheese product”.

What kind of cheese do they put on the burgers at fast food chains over there?

Over here there is American pasteurized process cheese which actually is a real cheese made from milk and what is typically used on burgers. Then there is American processed cheese product which is imitation cheese and I'm not sure why anyone would eat it, it doesn't even melt.

I always but cheese not cheese product. Real cheese costs more but it's worth it.

While American cheese has no business being on a cheese platter served with wine, there are some things that just need it, (American pasteurized cheese that is, not the cheese product or individually wrapped singles). I don't agree that you can make a proper philly cheesesteak or baked macaroni and cheese with out American cheese. The best ones I've had always have a blend of cheeses including American.

(02-27-2014, 09:58 AM)sally Wrote: What kind of cheese do they put on the burgers at fast food chains over there?

Over here there is American pasteurized process cheese which actually is a real cheese made from milk and what is typically used on burgers. Then there is American processed cheese product which is imitation cheese and I'm not sure why anyone would eat it, it doesn't even melt.

Anything described as “american cheese” is not cheese that's why its called “american cheese” and not just “cheese”. Legally you cannot describe american cheese as cheese because it isn't cheese.