Butternut pumpkin? Is that like butternut squash?

(03-12-2014, 10:56 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-12-2014, 06:49 AM)kevvome Wrote: you have been a great hostess Duchess, warm and friendly and welcoming.

The shit is getting deep now.

Deep? Hell that was only a thin layer hon. One thing I can say about MOCK is that you personally make this place a great pleasure to visit. Your words of wisdom inspire me to try and become a better person, more humble and responsible. With your guidance I feel that my life can become more enriched and fulfilling. I don't know what you look like, but your inner beauty shines out with the brilliance of a thousand stars.
Thank you for being you.

(03-13-2014, 08:06 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Butternut pumpkin? Is that like butternut squash?

Yeah, same same. Forgot where I was..

You have scallions, cilantro and courgette. We have eschallots, coriander and eggplant.

Vive Le difference..

(03-13-2014, 08:19 AM)kevvome Wrote: I don't know what you look like

Pucker up, big boy.

(03-13-2014, 08:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-13-2014, 08:19 AM)kevvome Wrote: I don't know what you look like

Pucker up, big boy.

Horrible, absolutely horrible.
That scarf does NOT go with that top.
Other than that, I gotta admit you are better than I thought you would be, and younger too.

(03-13-2014, 01:55 PM)kevvome Wrote: I gotta admit you are better than I thought you would be, and younger too.

Oh hush now, sweet talker. I own my oldness.

(03-13-2014, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-13-2014, 01:55 PM)kevvome Wrote: I gotta admit you are better than I thought you would be, and younger too.

Oh hush now, sweet talker. I own my oldness.

Here's a tip honey chile.
The next time you have your photo taken, don't wear a bra.
It will take all of the wrinkles out of your face.

Using "old" as an attempted burn doesn't work on me.

(03-13-2014, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Using "old" as an attempted burn doesn't work on me.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Age is only a number they say.
Well I feel like a newborn baby.
No hair. No teeth. And I've just shit myself.

Duchess is only in her late twenties. Hardly old.

(03-13-2014, 03:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess is only in her late twenties. Hardly old.

You are dead right.
But I am.

(03-13-2014, 03:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess is only in her late twenties.

WTF

(03-13-2014, 03:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-13-2014, 03:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess is only in her late twenties.

WTF

I'm sorry. Mid-twenties?

Oh hell no. Well, only if you can make sure I know then what I know now. I earned every bit of this wisdom the hard way so I value it.

Woooo. Good topic - would you trade your wisdom for youth?

(03-13-2014, 08:45 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oh hell no. Well, only if you can make sure I know then what I know now. I earned every bit of this wisdom the hard way so I value it.

Woooo. Good topic - would you trade your wisdom for youth?

I think I've already done that. But in reverse.

Apparently I don't place as high a price tag on youth as others do.

(03-14-2014, 05:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Apparently I don't place as high a price tag on youth as others do.

What a load of

Bullshit that I don't want to be in my 20's again? Please, get a grip, mister. Don't presume things about me.

(03-14-2014, 05:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Apparently I don't place as high a price tag on youth as others do.

What a load of
What's up honey? You jealous of Shirley MacLaine because she's younger than you? (And she wears better scarves) .

Yeah, that's it. Wah.