(05-06-2014, 02:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 02:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Crash, do you have an iPhone? Does Siri speak with an Aussie accent?

^ this is even dumber than my statement last week about eating pussy over a Saran wrap covering.

+1 for "moronic post of the day".

Nothing beats your nonsense MS. I asked because you can set Siri to speak a variety of different ways. Except MS nonsense speak.

Duchess,
Siri says we are still waiting for the season to start. But the Saints are ranked #1.

Oh and Siri doesn't believe your stories either MS.

(05-06-2014, 04:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 02:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 02:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Crash, do you have an iPhone? Does Siri speak with an Aussie accent?

^ this is even dumber than my statement last week about eating pussy over a Saran wrap covering.

+1 for "moronic post of the day".

Nothing beats your nonsense MS. I asked because you can set Siri to speak a variety of different ways. Except MS nonsense speak.

Duchess,
Siri says we are still waiting for the season to start. But the Saints are ranked #1.

Oh and Siri doesn't believe your stories either MS.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, there are many more tales like the one I shared yesterday.

BTW, I've really minimized the details in these stories too.

I'm not a complete asshole.

Of course you're not an asshole MS. You're one sexy bastard!

(05-06-2014, 04:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Of course you're not an asshole MS. You're one sexy bastard!

You're too kind.

Yes, flattery WILL get you everywhere.

Last night I got an assessment call at 10:30 and went through all kinds of options, was on the phone til about midnight -- agreed to meet the family at the hospital today -- was going to get a call from the family coordinator this morning.

I really want this client, rescheduled some phone conferences booked for today (one was a little pissed), and lined up a caregiver who could start immediately.

The family coordinator didn't call this morning and hasn't returned the voice mail that I left.

Waiting...

That's all.

(and, go Clippers!)

(05-06-2014, 05:08 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Last night I got an assessment call at 10:30 and went through all kinds of options, was on the phone til about midnight -- agreed to meet the family at the hospital today -- was going to get a call from the family coordinator this morning.

I really want this client, rescheduled some phone conferences booked for today (one was a little pissed), and lined up a caregiver who could start immediately.

The family coordinator didn't call this morning and hasn't returned the voice mail that I left.

Waiting...

That's all.

(and, go Clippers!)

Well, if you land the client, you'll have to PM me and Blindgreed a celebratory photo of you in your party hat (no serious hats here), and not a whole lot else.

Good luck!!

We're all pulling for you.

Believe me.

(05-06-2014, 05:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Good luck!!

Thanks anyway, MS.

Denied!

Ah well, kind of a wasteful waitful day, but I'll hustle tomorrow.

(05-06-2014, 07:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 05:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Good luck!!

Thanks anyway, MS.

Denied!

Ah well, kind of a wasteful waitful day, but I'll hustle tomorrow.

Sorry HotD.

You'll bounce back.

So I guess BG and me have to send YOU semi-nudes now that you didn't get the account?

(05-06-2014, 07:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So I guess BG and me have to send YOU semi-nudes now that you didn't get the account?

Are you Gunnar's agent now, MS?

Anyway, if one or both of you feel like sharing semi-nudes of yourselves, I'm up for it -- if you are.

BUT, post 'em on the board so everyone can enjoy.

(05-06-2014, 08:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 07:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So I guess BG and me have to send YOU semi-nudes now that you didn't get the account?

Are you Gunnar's agent now, MS?

Anyway, if one or both of you feel like sharing semi-nudes of yourselves, I'm up for it -- if you are.

BUT, post 'em on the board so everyone can enjoy.

ARE YOU INSANE!!

(05-06-2014, 04:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess,
Siri says we are still waiting for the season to start. But the Saints are ranked #1.

I used to think Siri was clever, now I think she's dumb.

(05-06-2014, 09:18 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 08:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-06-2014, 07:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: So I guess BG and me have to send YOU semi-nudes now that you didn't get the account?

Are you Gunnar's agent now, MS?

Anyway, if one or both of you feel like sharing semi-nudes of yourselves, I'm up for it -- if you are.

BUT, post 'em on the board so everyone can enjoy.

ARE YOU INSANE!!

Hey, it would be appropriate for the private members sub-forum; precedent has been set!

Anyway, photos or MS sitting cross-legged in his fart-filtering girdle-like underwear and Gunnar in his skull and cross-bones boxers seem pretty tame.

My niece's last final is today.

I'm taking her country/western dancing at a North Scottsdale Honky Tonk, tonite.

She'll drive the young bucks wild!

Ima gonna miss the little bitch, when she's gone.

Gotta think hanging out with Aunt Tiki is about as cool as it gets. Sounds likes a fun night.

Will your niece be coming back after semester break?

Mine drives me nuts sometimes, but I miss my little bitch when she's gone for more than a few days too.

(05-07-2014, 01:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Will your niece be coming back after semester break?

She will.

She is the daughter I wish was mine.

She just walked through the door . . . nailed her Japanese final!

I had to pull that info outta her.

She better start learning to toot her own horn!

Irritating, modest little bitch.

(05-07-2014, 11:55 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I'm taking her country/western dancing at a North Scottsdale Honky Tonk, tonite.

You always make me wish I could come out & go to the rodeo with you.

I just saw a commercial on TV for Cliff Richards' 100^th album. I think it was named after his last birthday, by the look of him. He must be doing it pretty tough if the only time slot they can afford to advertise it is midnight.

These people don't know who Cliffy is.

I'm one who doesn't.

English 60s popstar who tried several times to break into the US mainstream but never managed to crack the big time there. Whilst the British Invasion was huge in the US in the sixties, poor old Cliff Richard was left behind. He is world famous in the rest of the world though, and even has a knighthood, his proper name is Sir Cliff.