Perfect! I'm even getting my nails done.

I just took MJ for a walk. A bunch of little kids were playing in the court. They all ran over to pet her and she was all wiggly and happy. Giving kisses. She is so sweet.

(05-22-2014, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ramsey -

That's better..

That dog's not black.

(05-22-2014, 06:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That dog's not black.

It's half black..

It's a Beagle.

Yeah.. Placid and predictable, lays on the lounge a lot.

I've had 3 and placid & predictable wasn't my experience with them. They loved to run the woods and creek.

All three did the same yet they weren't predictable? Did they bite anyone? Were they overly aggressive and yappy?

Crash

(05-22-2014, 06:33 PM)crash Wrote: All three did the same yet they weren't predictable? Did they bite anyone? Were they overly aggressive and yappy?

My first one ate a couch & would bay every time I left home. She'd run herself ragged and then drop like a rock.

My second one was perfect in almost every way except for she was a murdering little bitch. She'd hunt all the live long day. She once trotted up to me outside and I thought she had a small twig in her mouth, it was a baby bunnie's leg. Same as the other one, she'd run all day.

My last one only lasted with me for 3 months, I returned her to the man she came from, I told him I didn't want the money back just please take the dog. She was the debil and I couldn't bond with her, I've never had that happen with an animal before. She would never settle down.

They all bayed but only one bit someone. The UPS guy.

I want a better Coach bag. I don't really like that one.

(05-22-2014, 06:28 PM)crash Wrote: Yeah.. Placid and predictable, lays on the lounge a lot.

That sounds a lot like Clang.





Has he been around or did he finally keel over from a heart attack or something?

She bit the UPS guy because he brought the wrong Coach Bag.

(05-22-2014, 06:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My first one ate a couch & would bay every time I left home. She'd run herself ragged and then drop like a rock.

My second one was perfect in almost every way except for she was a murdering little bitch. She'd hunt all the live long day. She once trotted up to me outside and I thought she had a small twig in her mouth, it was a baby bunnie's leg. Same as the other one, she'd run all day.

My last one only lasted with me for 3 months, I returned her to the man she came from, I told him I didn't want the money back just please take the dog. She was the debil and I couldn't bond with her, I've never had that happen with an animal before. She would never settle down.

They all bayed but only one bit someone. The UPS guy.

I think you should stick to horses. You bring out the worst in dogs.

If'in I was a dog, this would be me.

You ungrateful Crash you should give me some feedback.

I'm sad, I have logged on this morning and no one has posted anything new in the If Ramsey was a dog thread. I hope it hasn't drifted into the archives. I have had so much fun in this thread.

(05-23-2014, 10:30 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: You ungrateful Crash you should give me some feedback.

I was being nice. HotD posted the same picture about two days before you. I didn't want to point out the obvious that you were either dull or ignorant. Again.

But thanks for the sentiment. I spend more time with one of those on my head than off at times.

(05-23-2014, 08:17 PM)crash Wrote: I spend more time with one of those on my head than off at times.

You know she's thinking about you and the Village People's construction worker.

And her ex . . .

You aussies are sniffing glue -- both of you!

Duchess posted the same Crash-as-a-dog pic, the one with the hardhat, upthread -- wasn't me.

My canine vision of the tall man hasn't changed.



^ This is how I see Crash, after howling at the moon all night and collapsing on the couch at the end of the trot of shame (fame?).