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Just testing smileys.

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Why is your name Ironing Board?

Apparently the broad hasn't found the box on the left hand side titled "smilies"

(09-09-2014, 02:44 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why is your name Ironing Board?

I read a couple of your posts this morning and figured you started drinking before noon again.

Hey, you're not working. So, I thought "way to go, rams!"

Now, I think you just have intermittent dyslexia. The cure for which, according to the The Readin' and Rwriting Disorder Handbook, is three shots of Petron with a lick of sea salt and a pomegranate/lime juice chaser.

(09-09-2014, 02:44 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why is your name Ironing Board?

It's IroningBroad.Easy mistake

Who the hell irons anymore, I don't even own one. Don't you have one of those dryers that iron the shit for you?

(09-09-2014, 06:09 PM)sally Wrote: Who the hell irons anymore, I don't even own one. Don't you have one of those dryers that iron the shit for you?

I do, but I still iron.I even use starch and everything *gasp*

(09-09-2014, 05:46 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(09-09-2014, 02:44 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why is your name Ironing Board?

I read a couple of your posts this morning and figured you started drinking before noon again.

Hey, you're not working. So, I thought "way to go, rams!"

Now, I think you just have intermittent dyslexia. The cure for which, according to the The Readin' and Rwriting Disorder Handbook, is three shots of Petron with a lick of sea salt and a pomegranate/lime juice chaser.

Nah, just haven't been wearing my glasses.

I see, rams (better than you do, at least).

Putting on your glasses when you read and write/post is the second remedy listed in The Handbook.

It's recommended that you pursue that second more aggressive remedy only after you've tried the Petron cure (or in combination with it).



P.s. if it turns out you've actually got glaucoma, let the good times roll!!

(09-09-2014, 06:09 PM)sally Wrote: Who the hell irons anymore, I don't even own one. Don't you have one of those dryers that iron the shit for you?

I do, just one of those things Uncle Sam taught me that I never got over

My grandma use to iron every damn thing, even the sheets. I thought that was a thing of the past.

I only iron on special occasions

(09-10-2014, 05:05 PM)JsMom Wrote: I only iron on special occasions

The beaver pelt with a hot curling iron?

(09-10-2014, 05:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:05 PM)JsMom Wrote: I only iron on special occasions

The beaver pelt with a hot curling iron?

WTF is wrong with you?

(09-10-2014, 05:50 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:05 PM)JsMom Wrote: I only iron on special occasions

The beaver pelt with a hot curling iron?

WTF is wrong with you?

Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

(09-10-2014, 05:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

Yeah, that's about as useful as Ramsey or Don King getting a perm.

(09-10-2014, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

Yeah, that's about as useful as Ramsey or Don King getting a perm.

You've got curly pubes?

Where da hell you from Sal?

They're curly enough where I don't feel the need to put hot rollers in.

(09-10-2014, 06:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

Yeah, that's about as useful as Ramsey or Don King getting a perm.

You've got curly pubes?

Where da hell you from Sal?

and MWS wonders why I just go off at him for no reason!!! THIS IS THE REASON YOU IDIOT!!!!