(09-10-2014, 07:59 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 06:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

Yeah, that's about as useful as Ramsey or Don King getting a perm.

You've got curly pubes?

Where da hell you from Sal?

and MWS wonders why I just go off at him for no reason!!! THIS IS THE REASON YOU IDIOT!!!!

Could you please use 'moron' instead?

(09-10-2014, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

Yeah, that's about as useful as Ramsey or Don King getting a perm.

My hair isn't curly. It might be a little wavy when I let it air dry. Where the hell do people get that I have curly hair?

(09-10-2014, 05:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:05 PM)JsMom Wrote: I only iron on special occasions

The beaver pelt with a hot curling iron?

Rotflmao!

(09-10-2014, 08:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 07:59 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 06:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women don't curl their pubic region anymore?

Gotta get a memo to my wife.

Yeah, that's about as useful as Ramsey or Don King getting a perm.

You've got curly pubes?

Where da hell you from Sal?

and MWS wonders why I just go off at him for no reason!!! THIS IS THE REASON YOU IDIOT!!!!

Could you please use 'moron' instead?

I do think about your wife MWS, I do, I wonder if she sees you the way the women of Mock do, or does she think you are really a spy.

(09-10-2014, 05:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:05 PM)JsMom Wrote: I only iron on special occasions

The beaver pelt with a hot curling iron?

Oh hell no! I'm not one of these old broads around here.

(09-10-2014, 05:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-10-2014, 05:05 PM)JsMom Wrote: I only iron on special occasions

The beaver pelt with a hot curling iron?

I thought the hairy beaver was out? Has the bush made a comeback??o_O

I think it depends on who you ask. Some, male & female, prefer it natural, others, not so much.

I can't handle natural.I hate having a hairy beaver.I feel cleaner somehow when my lady bits have nothing but a landing strip.

(09-15-2014, 06:27 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

IroningBroad, I can feel your uncomfortable chuckle all the way over here.

One thing you should know:

Most of the MockBroads love sporting a big bush.

(09-15-2014, 06:34 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-15-2014, 06:27 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

IroningBroad, I can feel your uncomfortable chuckle all the way over here.

One thing you should know:

Most of the MockBroads love sporting a big bush.

Clearly you're stirring the shit, unless I missed where any woman on here said she sports a big bush.

One thing she should know is that you're the biggest perv in Mock and that you sext other women that your wife doesn't know about.

(09-15-2014, 06:40 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(09-15-2014, 06:34 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-15-2014, 06:27 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:

IroningBroad, I can feel your uncomfortable chuckle all the way over here.

One thing you should know:

Most of the MockBroads love sporting a big bush.

Clearly you're stirring the shit, unless I missed where any woman on here said she sports a big bush.

One thing she should know is that you're the biggest perv in Mock and that you sext other women that your wife doesn't know about.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

What is your definition of sexting?

I've never sexted anyone other than my wife.

Did I receive a couple of sexts? Yes, but I quickly ended that relationship.

BTW, FQ2, I will wager some serious cash that IroningB is really a man posing as a woman.

(09-15-2014, 06:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Did I receive a couple of sexts? Yes

Cyberslut!

(09-15-2014, 06:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Did I receive a couple of sexts? Yes, but I quickly ended that relationship.

Pffft. In your previous version of events, there never was any relationship.

And it wasn't just you who ended that relationship, you had the Lord by your side.

Plus, it wasn't all that quickly either, was it?

Round 1 -- the original sin and alleged repentance:
MS be saying, "OMG, I told this smokin' hot woman at work -- with whom I always flirt and who finds me absolutely irresistible -- that I bet she has a great rack. AND THEN, she showed me a photo of said rack on her cell phone!!!! What kind of woman has such photos on her phone?.........As an honorable family man and a good Christian, I am so done with this impure woman and will not be tempted by her forbidden fruits. AMEN!!!!!!!!"

'Round about 2 months later, and none the effin' wiser or more pure:
MS be saying, "OMG, I asked my buddy for the number of this chick who has the hots for me. Yep, I reached out and touched her via text. AND THEN, in response, she sent me nude photos. WTF is her problem??!?"

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. That's the bar around here, MS. Even with newbies.

Busted!

You're such an ass MS. I still can't believe you asked for get number. And now you're trying to act all innocent. Asshole.

Somehow this took a turn from Wild Mock Bushes/IroningB is a Man to MS is a perv and an asshole.

Super.

It's your lucky day!

Well if I was a man then I guess my kids would be coming out of...my dick as sperm instead of a fully dialated 10 cm vag.

I want to leave you all with that beautiful mental image guys