(09-13-2014, 08:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Honey, that fat chick shouldn't be allowed to breed. Gross.

Fat chicks need loving too, ya racist, fatist crazy bitch.

I feel as though I could produce milk after reading this thread but it would be chocolate milk lo calf latte. First I need a pin.

(09-13-2014, 10:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: I feel as though I could produce milk after reading this thread but it would be chocolate milk lo calf latte. First I need a pin.

A coffee sounds pretty good, so I've got a spare pin for you.



They'll be a bit tender; best to be patient and not club 'em too hard.

And none of that decalf bullshit, please.

That's comforting, I just knew someone would reply. Take 200.00 off your taxes for charity.

I just love to provide comfort and donate to worthwhile causes; gotta a whole latte love here.

I'll need the name of your non-profit latte production organization and a receipt for the write-off, though.

(09-13-2014, 08:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-13-2014, 08:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Honey, that fat chick shouldn't be allowed to breed. Gross.

Fat chicks need loving too, ya racist, fatist crazy bitch.

now that was funny Clang.

(09-14-2014, 01:37 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(09-13-2014, 08:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-13-2014, 08:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Honey, that fat chick shouldn't be allowed to breed. Gross.

Fat chicks need loving too, ya racist, fatist crazy bitch.

now that was funny Clang.

It wasnt meant to be. No one takes me seriously:(

Need to find a place where my intellect is appreciated and not Mocked. Ok, bye.

I appreciate you, Clang, boiled underpants and all.

Heh. Thanks Duchess. I wasn't really planning on leaving Mock. I thought it would be funny to say I was leaving and then just go out and celebrate my brother's birthday and make people think I had left. Probably would have worked better if it hadn't been such a lazy Sunday here at Mock.

In Florida not only do they stand their ground with their guns, they do it with their breasts too!

Shoemaker denies being confrontational, and told the Northwest Florida Daily News she was only defending her rights under Florida law to breastfeed in public.

“I wasn’t backing down and I was standing my ground, but I wasn’t violent,” the paper quoted her as saying.

Let this serve as a warning for all you who breastfeed. Pull that thing out in public and you're in some deep shit in America, you're going down.

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Fuck..why can't they just use a nursing cover? I breastfed my youngest for 15 mths and did not like strangers seeing my boobs.Especially when they were overflowing and dripping with milk.

A woman was breastfeeding while dining out and some of the customers complained to management. She was asked to cover up and apparently it was such an awful request "it made me ashamed to be a woman".

Stop pulling those puppies out at the dinner table.

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I can see both sides of this. It still amazes me a bit tgat people get their knickers in a bunch about it so much though. Personally, if I'm eating out with someone, im usually engaged enough with them to not even notice what's going on with other tables.

I think I have a solution.

Women are free to breastfeed in public... but any children in the area interested by the sight are allowed to wander over for a sip.

My watermelons were so huge back in the day that there was no option for me. There was no way I could be discrete, I had to always seek out a nursing room.

I remember listening to the cows on the farm moo crying if they were not milked in time. The udders become painful like having to piss real bad in a stuck elevator.

(12-06-2014, 08:03 AM)Maggot Wrote: moo crying

Swiping that. Thanks!

(12-06-2014, 08:03 AM)Maggot Wrote: I remember listening to the cows on the farm moo crying if they were not milked in time. The udders become painful like having to piss real bad in a stuck elevator.

That about describes it. Mine felt like bricks when my milk came in. It's really kind of cool. You live so much of your life without them really doing much and all of a sudden they're breakfast, lunch and dinner for some little creature. My experience didn't last as long as I would have liked but I'm glad I had it.

Cover up though, ladies. Really...all it takes is a baby blanket. If it takes a fucking king size quilt, the kid is too old!

I'm not sure if I told this story before, but I was on the bus when I was 12 and this fat dirty lady with no shoes and her 3 kids sat across from me. She whipped out her big disgusting tit and told the 4 year old to get over here and he started going to town on it. I'm still traumatized.

How anyone cannot understand how uncouth that is, is beyond me.