(12-31-2014, 06:35 PM)crash Wrote: 9.30 am. Just getting home from the NYE party I attended last night. I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet..

Happy New Year, Mockfuckers!

9:30am? Did you get laid?

Would you tell me if I asked you?

Sure.

Well I guess that makes one of us a tart. Grandma says a gentleman should never kiss and tell..

so that's a no.

Oh c'mon, Lori, how would an asshole like me ever get laid

Stop bring an asshole?

(12-31-2014, 07:03 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Stop bring an asshole?

But I didn't take you?

(12-31-2014, 06:35 PM)crash Wrote: Happy New Year, Mockfuckers!

Mockfuckers. I like it!

Happy New Year! Are you doing the walk of shame in front of your kids? Yeah, yeah, I know they're adults but still. I hope you got laid, doll face. I'd hand deliver you a piece of ass if I could.

Bummer.

No, no kids home this morning. One is in Europe, the other two were with their other halves last night at separate parties.

Hand delivered ass? Yes fucking please..

Wait...

Who's ass?

(12-31-2014, 07:13 PM)crash Wrote: No, no kids home this morning. One is in Europe, the other two were with their other halves last night at separate parties.

Hand delivered ass? Yes fucking please..

Wait...

Who's ass?

Well, Aussie is closest...

:shrugs:

She'd probably be the best fuck in the nuthouse..

Exactly why I do not hang out here more.

Read Up, Bitches!

Want more freedom and a break from the typical forum scene? Have a darker sense of humor? If you like to speak your mind & catch a less filtered brand of responses, then here's a new home for you. Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

(12-31-2014, 09:55 PM)crash Wrote: [color=#FF0000][b]Read Up, Bitches!



Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

DICK!

(12-31-2014, 09:55 PM)crash Wrote: Read Up, Bitches!

Want more freedom and a break from the typical forum scene? Have a darker sense of humor? If you like to speak your mind & catch a less filtered brand of responses, then here's a new home for you. Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

Well, I do try at times. At least think about it, maybe. And then, crash, it was like wtf was I thinking.

(12-31-2014, 10:00 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(12-31-2014, 09:55 PM)crash Wrote: [color=#FF0000][b]Read Up, Bitches!



Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

DICK!

Fuck you too, baby killer..

(12-31-2014, 10:36 PM)crash Wrote:

(12-31-2014, 10:00 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(12-31-2014, 09:55 PM)crash Wrote: [color=#FF0000][b]Read Up, Bitches!



Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

DICK!

Fuck you too, baby killer..

Oh fuck off ya lil bitch!
Yah, you definitely lack on getting any pussy. You get dick instead, eh?

You seem to have a bit of a dick fascination today? Did you run out of black dudes to fuck?