(12-31-2014, 10:55 PM)crash Wrote: You seem to have a bit of a dick fascination today? Did you run out of black dudes to fuck?

I only fuck one black dick, just fyi.

I know it's hard to take the fact no one is fascinated by your dick but maybe next year? If you can even get it up anymore, ya old coot.

It don't really bother me at all, actually. I kinda like it that way just at the moment, but thanks for caring.

(12-31-2014, 10:18 PM)Adub Wrote:

(12-31-2014, 09:55 PM)crash Wrote: Read Up, Bitches!

Want more freedom and a break from the typical forum scene? Have a darker sense of humor? If you like to speak your mind & catch a less filtered brand of responses, then here's a new home for you. Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

Well, I do try at times. At least think about it, maybe. And then, crash, it was like wtf was I thinking.

I always pegged you as emo, not pussy. Live and learn. I guess this kitchen is too hot for you, pumpkin. Ta-ta! I'm sure there are plenty of places on the interwebs where you will be loved unconditionally if that's what you're looking for, grandma.

(12-31-2014, 10:18 PM)Adub Wrote:

(12-31-2014, 09:55 PM)crash Wrote: Read Up, Bitches!

Want more freedom and a break from the typical forum scene? Have a darker sense of humor? If you like to speak your mind & catch a less filtered brand of responses, then here's a new home for you. Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

Well, I do try at times. At least think about it, maybe. And then, crash, it was like wtf was I thinking.

I always pegged you as emo, not pussy. Live and learn. I guess this kitchen is too hot for you, pumpkin. Ta-ta! I'm sure there are plenty of places on the interwebs where you will be loved unconditionally if that's what you're looking for, grandma.

I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

Can't I just call her a dick and save time?

I think people filled with hate must have quite a bad odor, a very funky smell about themselves. Maytee probably reeks. I'm thinking hate must smell like pig shit or something equally offensive like chicken shit. Horse poop smells divine.

*sniff*

I dunno, I don't smell too bad..

(01-01-2015, 07:13 AM)crash Wrote: I don't smell too bad..

That's because you're not filled with hate.

I think Maytee is filled with stupid. And some drug induced paranoia, manifesting into a dose of hate. Dangerous combination.

(01-01-2015, 04:01 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Can't I just call her a dick and save time?

If the strap on fits....*shrugs*

(01-01-2015, 03:25 AM)crash Wrote: I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

I happen to like Esad, thank you.

(01-01-2015, 12:43 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(01-01-2015, 03:25 AM)crash Wrote: I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

I happen to like Esad, thank you.

ESAD hadn't posted yet when he wrote that; he was directing it to me but that's okay. I know you like me too.

(01-01-2015, 12:45 PM)username Wrote:

(01-01-2015, 12:43 PM)JsMom Wrote:

(01-01-2015, 03:25 AM)crash Wrote: I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

I happen to like Esad, thank you.

ESAD hadn't posted yet when he wrote that; he was directing it to me but that's okay. I know you like me too.

I was stoned for the new year so do I get a pass? And of course I like Miss User.

(01-01-2015, 12:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: I was stoned for the new year so do I get a pass?

Of course! Just hand over the dog.

(01-01-2015, 01:11 PM)username Wrote:

(01-01-2015, 12:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: I was stoned for the new year so do I get a pass?

Of course! Just hand over the dog.

Never in your life!

There sure are a lot of birthdays today.

(01-01-2015, 12:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: I was stoned for the new year

Verses every other day? I thought you would have learned by now that bad things happen when you're stoned and you forget about things

(01-01-2015, 06:06 PM)crash Wrote:

(01-01-2015, 12:53 PM)JsMom Wrote: I was stoned for the new year

Verses every other day? I thought you would have learned by now that bad things happen when you're stoned and you forget about things

I don't smoke very often but when I do....I indulge.