According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.

She started out nude but when she came down the chimney she was wearing a soot. When her hips got wedged in there she thought she'd catch her death of cold, but all she got was a touch of the flue. And some smoked salmon.

(01-05-2015, 08:52 PM)Donovan Wrote: She started out nude but when she came down the chimney she was wearing a soot. When her hips got wedged in there she thought she'd catch her death of cold, but all she got was a touch of the flue. And some smoked salmon.

Ouch!

Mebbe it was a booty call and she wanted to get pre-heated.

I'm speechless for a change.

(01-05-2015, 08:52 PM)Donovan Wrote: She started out nude but when she came down the chimney she was wearing a soot. When her hips got wedged in there she thought she'd catch her death of cold, but all she got was a touch of the flue. And some smoked salmon.

The whole ordeal really grates. Thanks for poking my embers.

I wanted to light a fire under your ass.

Her firebox could use a sweep.

(01-07-2015, 01:34 AM)Cutz Wrote: Her firebox could use a sweep.

Hey there!!!!!







That really burns me up.