(04-21-2015, 01:29 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-20-2015, 03:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: 16^th anniversary of the Columbine H.S. massacre today.

I plan to go out bowling tommorrow to celebrate it.

Shoot, that strikes me as a pinhead way to commemorate a tragedy.

I won't strike out at you over it or anything though.

Just spare me the details, I don't wanna hear any Moore.

(04-21-2015, 09:53 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess is a big softy.

No, I'm not. I've just spent time thinking how fuckin' lovely it would be to nail someone right between their peepers with a brick, barring that, I'd love to throw the goddamn apple fritter at her fat head.

My daughter was tested last week for high potential.

Somehow, the School District was able to determine her IQ at 132. That's apparently in the 98^th percentile nationally.

Hope she gets a bunch of scholarships, finds a great job and takes care of her parents!

You have good kids MS don't ever make it easy on them.

(04-21-2015, 04:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: You have good kids MS don't ever make it easy on them.

For sure, gotta keep challenging them and make them work for what they want.

(04-21-2015, 11:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-21-2015, 09:53 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess is a big softy.

No, I'm not. I've just spent time thinking how fuckin' lovely it would be to nail someone right between their peepers with a brick, barring that, I'd love to throw the goddamn apple fritter at her fat head.

Come here and give me a big hug!!! Mmmuuuuuaaahhh!

Thanks! It was good to laugh out loud.

(04-21-2015, 11:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-21-2015, 09:53 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess is a big softy.

No, I'm not. I've just spent time thinking how fuckin' lovely it would be to nail someone right between their peepers with a brick, barring that, I'd love to throw the goddamn apple fritter at her fat head.

(04-21-2015, 10:23 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-21-2015, 01:29 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-20-2015, 03:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: 16^th anniversary of the Columbine H.S. massacre today.

I plan to go out bowling tommorrow to celebrate it.

Shoot, that strikes me as a pinhead way to commemorate a tragedy.

I won't strike out at you over it or anything though.

Just spare me the details, I don't wanna hear any Moore.

I'm so sick of looking at summaries and reports and quarterly fine tuning bullshit I'm gonna have a nice drink of Scotch.

My girlfriend cut all her hair off. It was shocking to see! The first words out of my mouth were HOSTAGE HAIR! Ugh. So glad she shares my sense of humor.

(04-23-2015, 10:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:

My girlfriend cut all her hair off. It was shocking to see! The first words out of my mouth were HOSTAGE HAIR! Ugh. So glad she shares my sense of humor.

Is it shaved? Did she get 5000.00?

She got a pixie cut. I never thought to ask about the five grand. I was in shock.

See the boy filming this? That's his Mom and girlfriend dukin' it out behind him. Do white people do this? Asians? Latinos? Etc.? Just wondering.

This is appalling to me. I laughed when I saw it but it was like, my God, who does this shit.

He's just waiting to see who wins so he knows who to give the baseball bat to.

Every time I read about Andrea Yates I am bothered. I feel sorry for her even knowing what her crime is.

Her husband was a controlling dick and he did nothing to help her when it was clear she was struggling. It's just as much his fault as hers those kids are dead. I don't think she will ever be able to forgive herself for what she did.

ESAD would LOVE this!! I'm probably going to take my kids to the Museum of Dearh in Los Angeles in the next few days. You have to Google it.

My daughter's therapist highly recommends it. *scratches head*

I just watched Cecily Strong's remarks from last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner. It was kinda funny in itself to watch a room full of very wealthy people squirm uncomfortably wondering if they were next in her crosshairs. She was funny and hilariously insulting at times. Have you ever seen people laugh uncomfortably? Yeah, it was like that.

Strong said that the president security force is 'the only law enforcement organization in the country that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.'

She also said that Obama's graying hair 'is so white now it can talk back to the police'.

Now Michelle, you take care of that garden while you can. In 18 months, you know Bill is turning that thing into an above-ground pool'.

'And what can I say about Brian Williams?” Strong asked.

'Nothing, because I work for NBC,' she said.

Yeah, ESAD would like this place. I might barf though.