*throws a chair*

Hahaha!

(04-30-2015, 03:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: *throws a chair*

Now all you need is a big black woman around to rip out all of her hair extensions.

But most likely you're just going to have to settle on pissing in your brothers shampoo.

(04-30-2015, 11:04 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-30-2015, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-30-2015, 12:47 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Was busy trying on my new lady clothes. I think I've lost that loving feeling. The thrill/spark is gone. The Mock ladies are right. I am an ugly, ugly woman.

You can't feel good about yourself or your new clothes when you're feeling uncomfortable in them. Measure yourself so you're assured a proper fit.

Do you know how to use makeup? I only use a couple things so what works for me won't work for you. Are you aware there are tutorials for cross dressers regarding applying makeup?

You need some privacy in order to experiment.

Yeah I felt better after I posted that, when I tried on my old lady clothes that fit me. I don't know if I'll ever try makeup(don't know fully how to use it, but watched videos/read some things). Its so damn expensive. Maybe when I get privacy and a full time job.

Excuse me, Clangs, just what do you mean by "old lady clothes?"

Clang is a member of the Red Hat Society, BB. You can often find him dining at Denny's in the morning with the rest of the ladies.

^ that's Clang 2^nd from left?

Clang looks happy.

He's the cutest one.

(04-26-2015, 05:55 PM)username Wrote: Yeah, ESAD would like this place. I might barf though.

Pictures dear?

(04-30-2015, 09:53 PM)sally Wrote: Clang is a member of the Red Hat Society, BB. You can often find him dining at Denny's in the morning with the rest of the ladies.

At first I thought, "I'm so glad i don't look like them," and then realized, yes, I probably do. My favorite color is purple, but I would never wear clothes like that. Good picture of you, Clangs....

BH, do you do your hair & makeup everyday? You strike me as a woman who would.

(05-01-2015, 08:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

BH, do you do your hair & makeup everyday? You strike me as a woman who would.

Heck no.....I have had permanent makeup forever, i.e, eyeliner, once got eyebrows done, but not anymore...so all I ever do when I go out is put on foundation, blush, mascara, and a little lipstick. I don't do all the eyes shadow stuff....Some don't realize that individual eyelashes have been around forever, too. I had first pairs "installed" in 1966 or so, then I started doing it myself. Continued until maybe 7 years ago. I got tired of doing it so I just use mascara
and think we talked about the eyelash grow stuff, Latisse, once. I couldn't see any difference so quit using that, too so now i just deal with short eyelashes with mascara, of course. i still have probably 50 boxes of the
individual eyelashes somewhere. I have been bragging to everyone that i have been cutting my own hair. I can't believe I can do that and have it still look decent. If if get it a little uneven, just cut it to match the other side. I cut the back by touch....I also color my own hair, but most of my friends want me to go back to blonde....too much upkeep. Hey, thanks for asking....

(05-01-2015, 06:33 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:

(04-26-2015, 05:55 PM)username Wrote: Yeah, ESAD would like this place. I might barf though.

Pictures dear?

They wouldn't let you take pics inside but it was a murder/serial killer history/gore dream.
The first thing I noticed walking in was the jar of eyeballs. They were sheep eyes but...near that was a live Siamese turtle. In the back though were films, pictures, stories of a bunch of different mass murderes, an electric chair, photos of beheaded people...

It wasn't Disneyland!!

probably everyone in the World already knows this but Direct TV has free Showtime preview this weekend and you can watch fight (if its not already over).

I didn't even watch it but I just saw a headline so I know who won. If he were white I'd call him a nigger.

MS, did you feel the earthquake? I just saw a headline that stated it rattled Midwest. Har Har

That was me fainting and falling to the ground because Mayweather won.

(05-03-2015, 11:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

MS, did you feel the earthquake? I just saw a headline that stated it rattled Midwest. Har Har

I feel the earth move beneath my feet...

No, nothing moved the Midwest.

Wonder if FQ2 felt it?

Have we talked about intolerance in here before? We must have, don't you think?

(05-03-2015, 01:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: Have we talked about intolerance in here before? We must have, don't you think?

Is that a trick question?

My thinking is that intolerance is often tolerated at Mock, as it should be.

What are you thinking?