Those look sorta uncomfortable Sally. Like sitting on one of those wrinkled fabric couches all day long.

Those look like goatse panties. Looks kinda like hands pulling the buttcheeks apart.

MS, you could always offer your wife a divorce.

No earrings unless she already wears them regularly. I have a ton, both of my ears are twice pierced and I can't remember the last time I wore earrings.

Would your wife like watching Fifty Shades of Gray with you? I haven't seen it or read the books but I'd sort of admire a guy who offered to sit with me through a chick flick. Plus, from what I've heard about it, you might have a great romp after. Double win!!

A spa day, mani/pedi/massage...u probably can't go wrong with that (unless she's ADHD like me).

I'm difficult. That's probably why my husband usually defaults to jewelry. Although there was the year he bought me a certificate for a company that shops for cars for you. Basically, I got a new car that year. That was pretty cool.

Fifty Shades of Grey was a terrible movie. It offended me both as an avid moviewatcher and as a sexual deviant.

(05-31-2015, 03:46 PM)Cutz Wrote: Fifty Shades of Grey was a terrible movie. It offended me both as an avid moviewatcher and as a sexual deviant.

After reading a few pages of the book I realized any movie based on such terrible writing would undoubtedly be a train wreck.

(06-01-2015, 10:14 AM)Jimbone Wrote:

(05-31-2015, 03:46 PM)Cutz Wrote: Fifty Shades of Grey was a terrible movie. It offended me both as an avid moviewatcher and as a sexual deviant.

After reading a few pages of the book I realized any movie based on such terrible writing would undoubtedly be a train wreck.

That's kind of the point. A lot of women I know who have read it "swoon" over it (not to mention, I've been told it makes some of them horny as hell). It's a gift...you suffer through the movie with your S.O. and hopefully reap some benefits after. Win/win!!!

Although JB, you asked about my hair cut in one thread. I found that to be extremely hot.

Another question for the ladies:

Women who wear clothes that are super revealing, from the tight spandex-pants to boob enhancing/revealing tops.

Do you really not expect hetero men to take a look at your goods?

I'm not condoning drool coming from a guy's mouth or his eyes bugging out of his head, but women HAVE to expect/want attention when they go out in public like that, right?

I guess that most people who put effort into their physical appearance and fashion want to be positively noticed.

Women and men who wear overtly revealing clothing probably like getting checked out.

It's kinda like people who drive sexy cars and wear a lot of bling -- mostly people who like attention, I think.

The thing of it MS, is that those girls want attention... but not from the type of man that drools over them. Nobody wants attention from people they think are unattractive.

Ok, MS, you've been awfully quiet lately and I really hate to admit it, but I miss you (you effin' pervert).

So, turning the tables............a question from the ladies for Midwest Spy: what's it gonna take to whip you outta your funk and back into prime posting position?

(Sally said she'd do just about anything, so don't hesitate to be explicit.)

(10-25-2015, 11:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Ok, MS, you've been awfully quiet lately and I really hate to admit it, but I miss you (you effin' pervert).

So, turning the tables............a question from the ladies for Midwest Spy: what's it gonna take to whip you outta your funk and back into prime posting position?

(Sally said she'd do just about anything, so don't hesitate to be explicit.)

Throw some ideas my way.

Suggestions you think that I'd think would take me back to the glory days (thanks Bruce).

Get creative!

I'm not gonna answer for you, MS. I can only offer you a few words of wisdom to help you find your glory.

Just remember......

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

You know, great men are not born great, they grow great.

So, get busy living or get busy dying.

(10-25-2015, 11:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (Sally said she'd do just about anything, so don't hesitate to be explicit.)

Don't you put that evil on me, HotD.

Since he is The Christ Whisperer maybe a WWJD thread would get him posting.

I'm not hopeful that Jesus can inspire MS to contribute to his virtual community if powerful movie quotes can't.

He might simply be too sullen to participate these days, so I'll respect that and stop trying to bribe him.

Let's just toss the body oil and scratch the contingency plan for me to dance topless while you twerk naked for him, sal.