I wish I were more patient with others. It's something I work on almost constantly...to no avail.

I wish I didn't judge others by what they wear. It's not the dumbest thing ever but it ranks up there. I berate myself for it and do it anyway.

I wish the transmission didn't go out in my jeep on the way home from work this morning. Grumble grumble grumble, fucking dodges.

I wish I could find the key to my sons car. Otherwise it's going to cost me a fortune.

(07-06-2015, 08:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [size=medium][i]

I wish I were more patient with others. It's something I work on almost constantly...to no avail.

I wish I was less patient with others and told them what I really thought of them instead of just bottling it up until I unburden on some poor unsuspecting message board denizen foolish enough to take pity on a silly old fat fuck.

I wish we could have a mock party. One big shindig where all the regulars here at mock could get together , get drunk and just have a good old time.

(07-06-2015, 09:43 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I wish we could have a mock party. One big shindig where all the regulars here at mock could get together , get drunk and just have a good old time.

I don't know about the good time(I'd probably end up saying something wrong to make you all hate me), but I can certainly get down with getting drunk.

(07-06-2015, 09:35 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I wish I was less patient with others and told them what I really thought of them instead of just bottling it up until I unburden on some poor unsuspecting message board denizen foolish enough to take pity on a silly old fat fuck.

Many people don't really want honesty, Clang, often times when they get it, feelings get hurt and/or people get angry.

I wish Mo lived in a safer neighborhood.

(07-06-2015, 09:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-06-2015, 09:35 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I wish I was less patient with others and told them what I really thought of them instead of just bottling it up until I unburden on some poor unsuspecting message board denizen foolish enough to take pity on a silly old fat fuck.

Many people don't really want honesty, Clang, often times when they get it, feelings get hurt and/or people get angry.

I know but then maybe people would think of me as a mean badass rebel instead of the nice, weird, boring lameass old man I am. Why can't I be truly mean to people and not so helpful? Part of me wanted to tell off a customer that was short of cash last night and wanted to buy the shopping bags to carry her groceries home, but instead I use $5 of my own money to buy the bags for her.

I don't think being a lovely person with a generous heart is something to beat yourself up about.

(07-06-2015, 10:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't think being a lovely person with a generous heart is something to beat yourself up about.

*sigh* I know...I just wish sometimes I was cool or popular(well maybe not though since I have a hard time accepting praise and compliments probably because I'm mostly a screw up/hot mess.

(07-06-2015, 09:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-06-2015, 09:43 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I wish we could have a mock party. One big shindig where all the regulars here at mock could get together , get drunk and just have a good old time.

I don't know about the good time(I'd probably end up saying something wrong to make you all hate me), but I can certainly get down with getting drunk.

That's no problem, we could just beat the living fuck outta you and laugh, laugh maybe duct tape you to a truck tire and roll you down a hill into some pucker bushes.

Or we could just wait until he passes out drunk and put shaving cream in his hand and tickle his nose.

(07-06-2015, 12:12 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(07-06-2015, 09:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-06-2015, 09:43 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I wish we could have a mock party. One big shindig where all the regulars here at mock could get together , get drunk and just have a good old time.

I don't know about the good time(I'd probably end up saying something wrong to make you all hate me), but I can certainly get down with getting drunk.

That's no problem, we could just beat the living fuck outta you and laugh, laugh maybe duct tape you to a truck tire and roll you down a hill into some pucker bushes.

would you? Ah....childhood/last Thursday memories.

(07-06-2015, 09:43 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I wish we could have a mock party. One big shindig where all the regulars here at mock could get together , get drunk and just have a good old time.

One more chance to see my great...pedicure.

(07-06-2015, 02:16 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote:

(07-06-2015, 09:43 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I wish we could have a mock party. One big shindig where all the regulars here at mock could get together , get drunk and just have a good old time.

One more chance to see my great...pedicure.

Wildflower, I'm really sorry I missed seeing your
great






pedicure.

I think all of us here are about second chances.

Proceed wildflower.

If you're more comfortable PM'ing us, that's fine too.

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

(07-06-2015, 03:01 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.

I wish I lived in the woods and wrote manifestos and whatnot.