As he stared at her heaving breasts, he thought to himself, "suddenly, the smell of skunk doesn't seem so bad".

Oooohhhh heaving breasts. Niiiiice.

Yes they are.

(08-12-2015, 02:20 PM)Jimbone Wrote: As he stared at her sagging breasts, he thought to himself, "the smell of skunk is a vast improvement over the usual old lady and death smell".

Fify.

(08-12-2015, 03:35 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Yes they are.

Do you think she realizes she has a world class body?

lol (I know, I know, no one uses lol anymore).

She's beautiful. *drools*


I don't think I'm gay but I'm totally jealous. Damn.

She's a dick.

My son has girls over sometimes that look like that, reminds me of how old and fat I am. It's great.

(08-12-2015, 11:37 PM)sally Wrote: She's a dick.

My son has girls over sometimes that look like that, reminds me of how old and fat I am. It's great.

Meh. Get over it or you'll sound like a wannabe MILF like Ramsey. I've given up. I hope I look good for my age but I'm not kidding myself...I'm not going to have a body like that again. I'm content with trying to be as physically fit as I can at my age but gravity and time still prevent me from looking like that. I could work out all day but I still couldn't get back to that.

One day that bitch will grow older too so..heh-heh. Statistically, she's likely to be fat by the time she hits her 30's anyway so truth is...at least we've beat the odds.

What makes you think I want to be a MILF? Have I ever come out and said I want my sons friends to think I'm hot? No. Just because I had a thing with a younger dude years ago, doesn't mean I'm all about being a MILF.

To me, you ladies are all hot MILFs.

(08-12-2015, 09:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-12-2015, 03:35 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Yes they are.

Do you think she realizes she has a world class body?

lol (I know, I know, no one uses lol anymore).

Oh, she definitely knows.

(08-13-2015, 10:23 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: To me, you ladies are all hot MILFs.

Pucker up, big boy.

(08-13-2015, 10:40 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Oh, she definitely knows.

Most women know when they are desirable.

(08-13-2015, 10:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-13-2015, 10:23 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: To me, you ladies are all hot MILFs.

Pucker up, big boy.

Lol.

(08-13-2015, 11:10 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Lol.

Mock outsiders hate when I mention my beautiful membership. It's not like it's a lie or even an exaggeration, it is what it is...beautiful. Lucky us, huh.

Clangs butthole probably looks like that after a night of jalapeno habaneros at José's happy dragon.

(08-13-2015, 11:37 AM)Maggot Wrote: Clangs butthole probably looks like that after a night of jalapeno habaneros at José's happy dragon.

sad butt true. Except its Cumberland Farms mini mart and after I add too many jalapeños to my cheddarwursts or nachos.

My butthole was the asspiration for Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire'

This is at least the 9^th day in a row that I haven't received my newspaper despite having contacted subscriber services well over a week ago (and almost daily since). The whole street is newspaper barren.

WTF? California started giving illegal immigrants driver's licenses in January. You'd think they'd have a bevy to choose from to deliver the stupid papers.

(08-13-2015, 10:23 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: To me, you ladies are all hot MILFs.

Well that's not saying much after seeing your ex girlfriend Ginny. Camilla Parker Bowles is a hot milf to you.

(08-13-2015, 12:33 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-13-2015, 10:23 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: To me, you ladies are all hot MILFs.

Well that's not saying much after seeing your ex girlfriend Ginny. Camilla Parker Bowles is a hot milf to you.

yeah Ginny was a MILF...Mutant Impersonating Ladies Form.