Since you haven't had a job in years and you're as clumsy as fuck, you're off to a good start..

Clearly I don't need a job.

Since you've turned being a clumsy dumbass into a profession, probably not..

Oh like you've never tripped or closed your thumb in a drawer. I've gone 50 years without ever breaking a bone. That's not too bad.

(09-16-2015, 07:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh like you've never tripped or closed your thumb in a drawer. I've gone 50 years without ever breaking a bone. That's not too bad.

Not bad at all. I'm in the same club. I've ben cut, shot, still getting in bar fights and wrecked more cars and bikes than I care to remember and never had a broken bone.

Knock on wood . . . knock knock knock.

I need a job!!!

Get a job, man!!

I'm going to get a job because I actually like working.

(09-16-2015, 10:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm going to give a job because I actually like working.

I don't like working, it sucks. Getting up at 6 in the morning to go to work is for the fucking birds. I'll live happily for the rest of my life to never have do that again.

I'm actually more productive when I'm working. When you don't work you think I'll I can do that tomorrow. Things get put off. And then you break your foot and you can't do anything. I can't say I'm much of a morning person but I have to get up early to get the kids to school anyway so I'm up.

I really like getting up before the sun rises. It's the only way there are enough hours in the day for me. If I slept until 6:30 I would consider that sleeping in.

(09-16-2015, 11:46 AM)sally Wrote: I don't like working, it sucks. Getting up at 6 in the morning to go to work is for the fucking birds. I'll live happily for the rest of my life to never have do that again.

amen to that. Ugh. Only 25 more years to retirement. I miss being able to watch my TV shows AND go on the computer during the week. Now that I go to work early in the morning I go on the computer after work and catch up on my shows on the weekend.

By the time you get old enough retirement will be 70 so add another 30 yrs to that guestimate. 55 yrs.

(09-17-2015, 11:20 AM)Maggot Wrote: By the time you get old enough retirement will be 70 so add another 30 yrs to that guestimate. 55 yrs.

fuck that. I'm retiring at 67. 25 more years.

42 yrs old and still giving wet willies with a popsicle. I'm impressed.

(09-17-2015, 08:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: 42 yrs old and still giving wet willies with a popsicle. I'm impressed.

Thanks?