(09-22-2015, 11:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I AM old, MS.

But, that's not why I'm a knucklehead.

It's been too busy a day; last night too.

Aren't you just a year or two older than me?

Anyway, sleep is something to covet.

Quality sleep, that is. Not the tossing, turning, wake up every 2 hours sleep.

Hope you get some quality sleep HotD.

Posting simultaneously HotD.

Your pic was still there a couple of minutes ago.

The original.

Thanks MS.

I've gotta pick my niece up from work at 11 and then I should be able to sleep all night tonight. I love sleep.

Yeah, I'm a year older than you, I think. We're really not old. But, I feel old when I'm tired.

P.s. I see, I didn't know you were here before I deleted the pic.

Roll the bean. You'll sleep like a baby.

Do you masturbate and sleep on the job, Gunnar?

I don't.

Anyway, I never have problems falling asleep. It's staying awake that's more of a challenge.

(09-23-2015, 11:16 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Do you masturbate and sleep on the job, Gunnar?

I don't.

Anyway, I never have problems falling asleep. It's staying awake that's more of a challenge.

On the job? No. Do I masturbate and sleep? Of course. Everybody does.

(09-23-2015, 11:18 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(09-23-2015, 11:16 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Do you masturbate and sleep on the job, Gunnar?

I don't.

Anyway, I never have problems falling asleep. It's staying awake that's more of a challenge.

On the job? No. Do I masturbate and sleep? Of course. Everybody does.

I also eat food, breathe, blink, poop... Just like a real person.

Wise choice, Gunnar.

It's a little hard to concentrate on work when you're masturbating, I imagine.

Except for porn stars and professional sperm donors.

(09-23-2015, 11:25 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Wise choice, Gunnar.

It's a little hard to concentrate on work when you're masturbating, I imagine.

Except for porn stars and professional sperm donors.

I try not to judge, but in all honesty, there isn't much eye candy where I work so the thought hasn't ever crossed my mind.

That's too bad, Gunnar.

A gift from me to you; be a sucker and enjoy them on the job.



Seriously, thank you for confirming that you have bodily functions, and that you would only consider jerking-off while working if you found the men and women with whom you work to be more physically appealing. It's nice getting to know you so intimately and all.

So, are you pro or anti hat for people of all ages? That is the real question.

(09-23-2015, 11:46 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's too bad, Gunnar.

A gift from me to you; be a sucker and enjoy them on the job.



Seriously, thank you for confirming that you have bodily functions, and that you would only consider jerking-off while working if you found the men and women with whom you work to be more physically appealing. It's nice getting to know you so intimately and all.

So, are you pro or anti hat for people of all ages? That is the real question.

Come again?

^ See the OP and get back with us...

(09-23-2015, 11:51 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ See the OP and get back with us...

I already replied to that. I need pics of Duchess in the hat. In just the hat. Only then can I make an informed decision. Kthanxbai.

Well, maybe Duchess will supply the requested pic. You should probably start holding your breath.

I'd ask if you wore hats or think you're too old for any type of clothing or accessories, but you've already shared so much about yourself here this morning.

I don't want to push the envelope or anything; nothing wrong with keeping a little mystery alive.

(09-23-2015, 12:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, maybe Duchess will supply the requested pic. You should probably start holding your breath.

I'd ask if you wore hats or think you're too old for any type of clothing or accessories, but you've already shared so much about yourself here this morning.

I don't want to push the envelope or anything; nothing wrong with keeping a little mystery alive.

I doubt I will ever get a pic. The ladies here are too classy for that (with the exception of Aussie). Guys wear shit until it literally falls off their bodies. The only guys I know that concern themselves with fashion are gay.

I wonder what an old Pope fart smells like. Probably like spaghetti sauce. I bet he has an alter boy waft it away or something.

(09-23-2015, 12:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder what an old Pope fart smells like. Probably like spaghetti sauce. I bet he has an alter boy waft it away or something.

Pope's don't fart. They pass "angels breath."

(09-23-2015, 01:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: They pass "angels breath."

Ooooo I like that! Angel's breath. Hehehe.

I'm sorta cringing now though. That subject. Jesus.

(09-23-2015, 02:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-23-2015, 01:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: They pass "angels breath."

Ooooo I like that! Angel's breath. Hehehe.

I'm sorta cringing now though. That subject. Jesus.

It's like a big red button with signage that says "Do NOT Push" for me.