I know we have male Members...

...and they aren't strap ons. Har Har

I miss them when they're not posting too.

As Maggot would say, 'this place needs some testosterone!'

(I miss Big Balls Sal as well; she's probably wearing Mickey Mouse ears and downing beers at Disney World or something.)

Is there anything I can help you two with?

Hello, sir.

What manly things did you do this weekend? (I don't need to hear about your bodily functions again though. )

Did you watch some football? Peruse some porn? Hang out with the kids and grandkids? Shoot a bunny? Have a hot date? Drink a bunch of beers? Huh?

(09-28-2015, 01:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hello, sir.

What manly things did you do this weekend? (I don't need to hear about your bodily functions again though. )

Did you watch some football? Peruse some porn? Hang out with the kids and grandkids? Shoot a bunny? Have a hot date? Drink a bunch of beers? Huh?

Yes I watched a lot of football on Saturday. After UCLA shellacked my Wildcats I drank a lot of beers. I was pretty drunk so I may have perused some porn and don't remember it, but I don't think I did. No hot dates... Helped the boy replace his alternator yesterday. Then went home and did my single dad thing (cook dinner, do laundry, tidy up the house, etc...).

Sounds like an okay weekend, except for the schellacking.

I noticed you avoided the bunny-shooting question though, Gunnar.

Poor Snowball.

(09-28-2015, 02:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sounds like an okay weekend, except for the schellackiig.

I noticed you avoided the bunny-shooting question though, Gunnar.

Poor Snowball.

I'm not real big on hunting, so if Snowball didn't make it, it's blood isn't on my hands. Once in a while I get a taste for venison and run over baby deer with my monster truck, but it's for the meat, not the sport. <---- Of course that's bullshit.

I had no idea you were a father Blindgreed. A single one at that! 0_0

(09-28-2015, 10:14 PM)Love Child Wrote: I had no idea you were a father Blindgreed.

There are pix of him with his kids & grandchildren in our Member's Photo Gallery.

I had a few beers this afternoon after i cut my grass. Didn't shoot a bunny or surf any porn though.

Hello Ladies. I've ben very busy lately. I Have a bartender dealing with family problems, so I get to cover those shifts as well as mine. My gun smithing business is backed up because deer hunting season is around the corner. While I haven't ben able to kill any bunnies or doves yet, I have ben able to stop a few tree rats heartbeats. I did have enough time to watch the Packers kick some ass too. And as you would expect, I have kept the old pork sword busy. But I did want to make time to pop in and say hello.

Well we know that FU is busy hosting orgy parties, Dono couldn't pay his internet bill and when Clang isn't working at the DMV he's busy waxing his scrotum and sticking tampons in his butt. And it's likely that TheKid's new roommate chopped him in little pieces and is storing him in the freezer. I don't know about the rest of them, however.

I don't think Kid's on ice. I think he might just be pouting because his "call out another chick's name and then rape your womanr" and "McNigger Sandwich" bits weren't huge laugh-generators.

I like me some Kid (and Buddy), but I'm kinda wondering if that weed he bought in Seattle was synthetic or laced.

I mean, putting watermelon on a fried chicken sandwich is just gross, not funny.

And, forcing oneself on somebody is gross too. Plus, calling out the wrong name during sex is seriously dangerous fucking business: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/feli..._ref=crime.

Regroup and swing again, Kid. You've only got two strikes, and perhaps some balls. You're not out yet.

(09-29-2015, 03:16 PM)sally Wrote: Well we know that FU is busy hosting orgy parties, Dono couldn't pay his internet bill and when Clang isn't working at the DMV he's busy waxing his scrotum and sticking tampons in his butt. And it's likely that TheKid's new roommate chopped him in little pieces and is storing him in the freezer. I don't know about the rest of them, however.

FFS!!!

(09-28-2015, 10:14 PM)Love Child Wrote: I had no idea you were a father Blindgreed. A single one at that! 0_0

And Grandpop x2 0.0

Wow

When I saw your picture for the first time BG-the one with the long hair, I thought you were in your 20's. I still do, really, because I cannot tell! : D

Quit trying to butter him up. His pretty daughter looks 20, his old ass looks around 40ish or even older.

The first picture I saw of him was black and white, I think and really small. Why would I have a need to butter BG up? You on the other hand, I could butter you up all day long.
Kidding.
It could be taken the other way, maturity level. I got the same thing the other day, someone thought I was in my 20's.
It always feels weird when they discover otherwise.

I hope you never give Chris Brown a membership. Make a social statement the way we did here in Australia. He is banned due to domestic violence history.