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The 2015 trivial drivel thread
When I was young I had a Texas beard: sparse growth and lots of wide-open spaces. I occasionally grew a sad pornstache because nobody told me how stupid it looked and the internet hadn't been invented to mock guys like me. Then I realized I really didn't give a shit one way or another and started adapting my look to the girl I was with. I like girls who let me put my face into various spots on their bodies, and many girls have strong preferences about facial hair. So I figure, if I make it as easy as possible for them to allow me to put my face where I want, it's win-win. Besides, no matter what I look like I don't have to see it all goddamn day, they do.

So I went for years with a woman who liked a clean shave, then a few more with women who liked the beard look. Now I guess I'm used to the whiskers. Tried to shave them off in the last few months but I'm too lazy to do it regularly so it grows back by default and the only other option is to tighten it up so I don't look homeless.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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By request...........Gunnar's Famous Bearded Dreamboats 109

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Bearded John Hamm
Gunnar's rating: two wet drools and a coy wink

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Zakk Wylde
Gunnars rating: 5 head bangs, a tug, two wet drools, and a sassy ass-slap

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Reggie Ledoux
Gunnar's rating: Schhhhhhhhhhhwing!!!
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Now that's what I am talking about. Thanks Ladies, I needed the laugh.
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(10-14-2015, 07:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: By request...........Gunnar's Famous Bearded Dreamboats 109

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Bearded John Hamm
Gunnar's rating: two wet drools and a coy wink

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Zakk Wylde
Gunnars rating: 5 head bangs, a tug, two wet drools, and a sassy ass-slap

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Reggie Ledoux
Gunnar's rating: Schhhhhhhhhhhwing!!!
That's an adorable pic of Zakk. hah And yes, those men are worthy of the beard. I don't know who that Reggie guy is but that was a great series while it lasted. Can't see his beard well enough to decide if it's manly enough to sport or not so my actual rating is undecided. Cool fake jail tattoos though.
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The Reggie character pic was a bonus -- a really blond post moment from me to you, literally.

With a bit of Nietzsche, even.

(I really liked True Detective season 1 too.)
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I don't like Reggie's beard and I'm a facial hair connoisseur. Dramaqueen
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(10-15-2015, 11:32 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't like Reggie's beard and I'm a facial hair connoisseur. Dramaqueen
There you have it... It sucks. hah As a connoisseur, do you find the sparse and patchy pubes on the face looking beard attractive on a man or would you prefer that he just shave if he can't grow a respectable beard?
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I don't like sparse & patchy. I like the 5 o'clock shadow look, I like goatees and I like a close cropped look. I like 'staches too.
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(10-15-2015, 12:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't like sparse & patchy. I like the 5 o'clock shadow look, I like goatees and I like a close cropped look. I like 'staches too.
I'll take a smokin hot connoisseur's judgement as fact any day of the week.
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That was the most stupidest conversation ever. Who cares whether someone "rocks" a beard or not? That is so fucking stupid. The question is whether they are hot or not, and it's not up to a retard to judge that.

It's all about connection. You can connect with someone who can just blow you away and you don't even know why.
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(10-15-2015, 05:40 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: That was the most stupidest conversation ever. Who cares whether someone "rocks" a beard or not? That is so fucking stupid. The question is whether they are hot or not, and it's not up to a retard to judge that.

It's all about connection. You can connect with someone who can just blow you away and you don't even know why.
Agreed so STFU.
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Sometimes I grow a beard in the winter and it has a bunch of red in it. Kinda weird but it doesn't overpower the white as much as it used to. My wife hates it and sometimes she bitches but she puts up with it. Until spring.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(10-15-2015, 09:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes I grow a beard in the winter and it has a bunch of corn and peas in it. Kinda weird but it doesn't overpower the white as much as it used to. My wife hates it and sometimes she bitches but she puts up with it. Until spring.

Lovely.
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(10-15-2015, 10:00 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-15-2015, 09:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes I grow a beard in the winter and it has a bunch of corn and peas in it. Kinda weird but it doesn't overpower the white as much as it used to. My wife hates it and sometimes she bitches but she puts up with it. Until spring.

Lovely.

Yes, and it's neither here nor there. He is not running around pulling rank on people, it just is.
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I don't know where my love of facial hair comes from, it just is.
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(10-16-2015, 05:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't know where my love of facial hair comes from, it just is.
Kinda like how some guys are boob men and others ass men. Have you ever seen a woman with an unattractive ass who flaunts it in short shorts and think to yourself "did she even look in the mirror before she left the house?"
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Hell yeah, many times.
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(10-16-2015, 10:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Hell yeah, many times.
It's the same kind of thing for me when I see guys with pubis on their face. hah
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caption this............

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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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"For the last time... Wash your balls before I go down on you!"
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