(11-14-2015, 11:37 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-14-2015, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: I like the scrambled letters. I could glance at those and immediately see the word within the scramble.

Yeah you and every other retard, Einstein. My goddamn basset hound could figure it out

You'd have to have missed those and almost every other question to get a 56, genuis. Maybe you should have your basset hound take it for you next time.

(11-14-2015, 11:37 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-14-2015, 10:48 PM)username Wrote: I like the scrambled letters. I could glance at those and immediately see the word within the scramble.

Yeah you and every other retard, Einstein. My goddamn basset hound could figure it out.

Well, that hound probably watches Wheel Of Fortune every god damn night. And you probably feed him that Purina Bright Mind Dog Food every single day. So, he's kind of a ringer with an unfair competitive advantage.

To be fair, I bet user could beat the daylights out of aussie's dog Pinky at Word Scramble and number series questions.

(11-14-2015, 09:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Don't ask me to change a flat tire though.

No way! You don't know how to change a flat? How can that be?

I had to know how to maintain my own car before my parents got me one. Change a flat, change the oil, all that miscellaneous bs. I don't do that stuff these days, don't want to break a nail or anything but Jesus MS, you're a man , how can you not know how to do that. Are you handy around the house?

Who is going to teach your daughter how to handle stuff on her own?

(11-14-2015, 10:02 PM)sally Wrote: I think some people are really dumb around here... Duchess, MS, User and Dono are only slightly dumb. Maggot, SF, FU, and Aussie are worse. Cars, Pappy, and Ramsey are full on retards. Everyone else is just up for grabs. Place your bet.

This retard got 121, miss "56"! (on same link HotD posted) (I'm only slightly retarded )

http://www.free-iqtest.net/

(11-14-2015, 09:18 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-14-2015, 09:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm so stupid I lock myself out of the house sometimes.

But did you shit yourself trying to find an open window? That really takes the cake when you lock yourself out. Intelligent people don't let that happen.

If I remember right I got my fishing gear and went fishing. When I came back it was unlocked by someone with more intelligence.

Tried it first thing this morning and got . . . You have an IQ of 137. I guess my dumb ass got smarter over night.

(11-14-2015, 10:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, Big Sal, your intelligence assessments are probably more valid than online multiple choice tests, even if you're drunk.

So far, the Sal-ometer says...

MS, Duchess, User, and Dono -- functionally dumb
Maggot, Six, F.U., and aussie -- dumb
Cars, pappy, ramsey -- dangerously dumb

I'm placing my bets on how the following Mockers rate on the Sal-ometer.

-FAHQTOO
-Crash
-Clang
-Kid
-LoveChild
-Blueberryhill
-Tiki
-Mohammed
-Gunnar
-Jimbone

What say you?

I'm pretty sure my Sal-o-meter reading would leave me barely able to cut my own meat. That 20 question IQ test wasn't much of a test though.

(11-15-2015, 05:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(11-14-2015, 09:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Don't ask me to change a flat tire though.

No way! You don't know how to change a flat? How can that be?

I had to know how to maintain my own car before my parents got me one. Change a flat, change the oil, all that miscellaneous bs. I don't do that stuff these days, don't want to break a nail or anything but Jesus MS, you're a man , how can you not know how to do that. Are you handy around the house?

Who is going to teach your daughter how to handle stuff on her own?

I can change a flat tire, I was exaggerating a little.

But, I'm not super handy around the house, beyond basic stuff. I'm not going to be able to do electrical work, and I'm no carpenter.

What exactly should I be showing my daughter in your opinion?

(11-15-2015, 11:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What exactly should I be showing my daughter in your opinion?

The basics of being a car owner, such as changing a flat, changing the oil, checking & replenishing fluids, things of that nature. Not saying she'll ever use those skills, simply that she should have them. You never want her to be in the position of having to depend on a man to do things that she is capable of doing herself. You want to raise a self sufficient woman.

(11-15-2015, 09:44 AM)crash Wrote: I'm pretty sure my Sal-o-meter reading would leave me barely able to cut my own meat. That 20 question IQ test wasn't much of a test though.

If you're right, I'd lose that bet.

I bet that sally thinks you're quite intelligent and usually form opinions objectively and rationally, rather than applying the same canned positions to every situation and trying to bend/twist/alter the facts and specific factors to fit a closed-minded argument.

However, I bet sally suspects that you sometimes take a counter position just to stir the shit a bit or to bolster someone who you feel is outmatched.

That's what I bet sally thinks.

(11-14-2015, 09:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: 5

Is this the # of times you have locked yourself out? I used to house sit and have locked myself out of their houses. I always tell myself to keep the key on me at all times and each time I think "I don't have to do that" something happens and the door shuts or whatever. The fun part is when it happens and I am only wearing pajamas and I have to go to the neighbors to use the phone because I didn't have my cell phone either.

Anyway, I took the test and got 139.

(11-15-2015, 11:48 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(11-15-2015, 11:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What exactly should I be showing my daughter in your opinion?

The basics of being a car owner, such as changing a flat, changing the oil, checking & replenishing fluids, things of that nature. Not saying she'll ever use those skills, simply that she should have them. You never want her to be in the position of having to depend on a man to do things that she is capable of doing herself. You want to raise a self sufficient woman.

Yes! Great advice!

I was drunk obviously. Maybe tomorrow when I vow to quit drinking I'll score a little higher.

And yeah, what HotD said about Crash. I think he's plenty smart.

(11-15-2015, 04:16 PM)sally Wrote: I was drunk obviously. Maybe tomorrow when I vow to quit drinking I'll score a little higher.

And yeah, what HotD said about Crash. I think he's plenty smart.

Don't take it! I know you are smart! And not just a smart ass either.

(11-15-2015, 04:42 PM)Love Child Wrote: Don't take it!

Ok. I'll have my husband take it and pass off the results as my own. He's an idiot savant.

(11-15-2015, 11:48 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(11-15-2015, 11:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What exactly should I be showing my daughter in your opinion?

The basics of being a car owner, such as changing a flat, changing the oil, checking & replenishing fluids, things of that nature. Not saying she'll ever use those skills, simply that she should have them. You never want her to be in the position of having to depend on a man to do things that she is capable of doing herself. You want to raise a self sufficient woman.

I'd agree with that.

Also in the process you'll be teaching them to strive to make enough money to pay someone to do that shit for them. Only poor people fuck around changing oil and tires.

I could possibly change a tire but I've never tried. Chivalry is NOT dead. I've never had a flat where some guy didn't stop within two minutes and offer to change it. Fortunately that's never happened on a dark, deserted country road or anything. Anyway that's what AAA and cell phones are for. Just sit your ass in the car, call and wait for the tow truck. Unless you're in a place with no service. Then you're easy pickings.

Yeah, the couple of times that my car broke down there was a white knight to come to my rescue after the morons with low IQ's honked their horn at me to get out of the way.

I admit to being dumb. I hate it. I am not taking the test though, last time I took a test like that it came back saying that I was "paranoid and to seek professional help".

Pinky is otherwise engaged these days with two naughty puggies.