Seasons Greetings, Mockfuckers.

There's so much booze & food around, a lot of Christmas cheer. I always want to throw a party for y'all so I can show my appreciation. Again, words will have to suffice. Merry Christmas, Mockers. Thanks so much for spending some of your free time in Mock, if it weren't for all of you I wouldn't be able to have her, so for that, you all have my most sincere thanks. I hope all your Christmas wishes come true.

Now, tell me what you're doing this week. Are your plans in order? Gifts bought & wrapped?

I just need to buy a Ipad Pro and mail some crap. I HATE going to the post office this time of year.

I'm working through Christmas, same as every year. But, I'm taking a few days off for New Years, same as every year.

I ordered some gifts online and had them shipped to my family members and I'm making cookies for the neighbors on Wednesday.

We'll be driving down south to visit my family and meet my new born great nephew at the end of the month.

Merry Christmas Duchess. Thank you for hosting Mock and giving us yahoos a place to congregate and discuss or mock everything under the sun; it's a great diverse place with a lot of entertaining characters who make me think and laugh every day.

(12-20-2015, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Now, tell me what you're doing this week. Are your plans in order?

This Kansas trip and the GF's layoff put a hell of a bind in Xmas $$$ This year, but things are looking up in January. Looks like 2016 is gonna shape up very nicely finance wise.

(12-20-2015, 03:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm making cookies for the neighbors on Wednesday.

Well those will be going straight in the trash.

(12-20-2015, 06:44 PM)sally Wrote:

(12-20-2015, 03:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm making cookies for the neighbors on Wednesday.

Well those will be going straight in the trash.

These cookies won't be going in the trash.

I hope Santa brings User some dick. She clearly needs to get laid.

Maybe she's been too busy cross wording to even get some fake dick in the shower. She does seem a little (more than usual) highly strung

Projects here at the house next couple weeks. Haven't been working since sept so thats not in the way. New gig supposed to start in Jan, but it may be in Birmingham, traveling again.
Finishing the Vanity install in the master bath, still got to mount the mirror and new light. Getting my old truck ready to sell, some of this and some of that.
Might do a little cooking

(12-20-2015, 07:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I hope Santa brings User some dick. She clearly needs to get laid.

How do you know that's not how I've been spending more of my time you dust ball infested cunt?

(12-20-2015, 08:39 PM)crash Wrote: She does seem a little (more than usual) highly strung

Me? High strung?? No, no...I've given that up.

My husband is acting really weird this Christmas. First he appears to be buying me gifts (he told ME I couldn't go in the garage today while he put some things in there) and 2^nd, it's not even December 24^th.

See? If you want proof of a more active sex life, there ya' go.

I should be wrapping presents, but I am way too fucking lazy, so I put all the kids gifts in a trash bag, and threw it under the tree.

I start spiking my nog on Wednesday, that's the day the brats start Christmas break-Damn, I wish they still believed in Krampus.

(12-21-2015, 04:22 AM)cannongal Wrote: I put all the kids gifts in a trash bag, and threw it under the tree.

No way!

I don't think I'm getting a unicycle.

(12-20-2015, 07:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: These cookies won't be going in the trash.

Are you making "special" cookies? Cookies with pot as an ingredient?

(12-21-2015, 01:38 AM)username Wrote: My husband is acting really weird this Christmas. First he appears to be buying me gifts (he told ME I couldn't go in the garage today while he put some things in there) and 2^nd, it's not even December 24^th.

See? If you want proof of a more active sex life, there ya' go.

He's having an affair.

(12-21-2015, 07:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-20-2015, 07:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: These cookies won't be going in the trash.

Are you making "special" cookies? Cookies with pot as an ingredient?

There's no marijuana in this recipe. The special ingredients are 2 cups of kindness and a dash of love.

I'm making Martha Stewart's Ultimate Chocolate Chip cookies again, and they're delicious.

My neighbors definitely won't be tossing their cookies this Christmas Eve. Sally the Gryla is full of shit.

(12-21-2015, 10:52 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The special ingredients are 2 cups of kindness and a dash of love.

With a pinch of pubes and a dusting of dandruff.

Are Macadamia nuts expensive in Cali? The professor made white chocolate chip vanilla and macadamia nut cookies the other day. but I'm not satisfied with just her cookies, I want yours too.