Posts: 10,769
Threads: 49
Joined: Oct 2010
(03-09-2016, 10:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:27 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (03-09-2016, 07:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (03-07-2016, 08:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The more you talk about your horse-cock the more intrigued Ramsey and Aussie become.
WHAT??????????????? YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DEBAUCHED FUCKER, YOU FUCKING PERVERT.
You'd prefer Clang with a thumb-cock?
in a heartbeat you dirty fuck.
I have a feeling you'd be very fun to be around right now.
Are you having something to drink or are you stone sober?
I was as drunk as a skunk when I posted that, I would say I had passed out when you posted this question.
Posts: 16,456
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
(03-10-2016, 05:33 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:27 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (03-09-2016, 07:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: WHAT??????????????? YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DEBAUCHED FUCKER, YOU FUCKING PERVERT.
You'd prefer Clang with a thumb-cock?
in a heartbeat you dirty fuck.
I have a feeling you'd be very fun to be around right now.
Are you having something to drink or are you stone sober?
I was as drunk as a skunk when I posted that, I would say I had passed out when you posted this question.
When lowered your inhibitions are, revealed your true feelings are. 
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
(03-10-2016, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang needs a gong. So every time he walks in a room a midget can whack it. Is the midget from Game of Thrones available?
Unfortunately, that talented little guy is all booked up.
However, there is an over-the-hill Oompa Loompa who's looking for side work as a gong-banger.
![[Image: Oompa-Loompas-Willy-Wonka-006.jpg?w=700&...bd8c367f25]](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/6/20/1371745950584/Oompa-Loompas-Willy-Wonka-006.jpg?w=700&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=f6d30597e1abde7c1a271abd8c367f25)
Though he's known to indulge in psychadelics from time to time, he doesn't mind sharing and the chicks love him -- wouldn't be the worst guy to have underfoot.
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
I could use that guy for picking up dropped ice cubes and I can understand the attraction, sometimes I wish I had a midget or a dwarf instead of kids. If not for anything but the conversation and the occasional pat on the ass.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posts: 16,456
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
(03-10-2016, 12:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (03-10-2016, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (03-09-2016, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang needs a gong. So every time he walks in a room a midget can whack it. Is the midget from Game of Thrones available?
Unfortunately, that talented little guy is all booked up.
However, there is an over-the-hill Oompa Loompa who's looking for side work as a gong-banger.
Though he's known to indulge in psychadelics from time to time, he doesn't mind sharing and the chicks love him -- wouldn't be the worst guy to have underfoot.
Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.
Posts: 10,769
Threads: 49
Joined: Oct 2010
(03-10-2016, 07:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: When lowered your inhibitions are, revealed your true feelings are.
Sorry Clangy, but I'm kindof obsessed with someone at the moment, I'll hit you up once I've dumped him.
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
In honor of the special bonding session recently displayed between the two most dysfunctional people in the world a romantic love song..........
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posts: 16,456
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
(03-11-2016, 05:03 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (03-10-2016, 07:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: When lowered your inhibitions are, revealed your true feelings are.
Sorry Clangy, but I'm kindof obsessed with someone at the moment, I'll hit you up once I've dumped him.
Ok. See you next month.
Posts: 10,769
Threads: 49
Joined: Oct 2010
(03-11-2016, 11:24 AM)Maggot Wrote: In honor of the special bonding session recently displayed between the two most dysfunctional people in the world a romantic love song..........
It's you I revealed my inner soul to my dear 
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
(03-10-2016, 08:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.
He does look a little like a pint-sized Donald. Sorry about that Clang.
Here's another short person available for gong-banging. Introducing Mighty Mike.
![[Image: mmcostumespic38.jpg]](http://www.mightymike.tv/images/mmcostumespic38.jpg)
Sure, the sandals are entirely inappropriate for the dress, but he doesn't look like Trump and he's not a low-energy loser like some of the surviving munchkins.
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
(03-12-2016, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: low-energy loser
Scared! Scared & worried! Don't listen to Donald anymore. ![[Image: crying.gif]](http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/sad/crying.gif)
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
(03-12-2016, 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: (03-12-2016, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: low-energy loser
Scared! Scared & worried! Don't listen to Donald anymore.
Hey now, you best not be disrespecting me.
Don't make my devotees knock the crap outta you!!
^ This is a test, this is only a test: Am I channeling Donald Trump or F.U.?
Posts: 86,994
Threads: 2,951
Joined: Jun 2008
It's hard to tell the difference.
Posts: 16,456
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2012
(03-12-2016, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (03-10-2016, 08:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.
He does look a little like a pint-sized Donald. Sorry about that Clang.
Here's another short person available for gong-banging. Introducing Mighty Mike.
Sure, the sandals are entirely inappropriate for the dress, but he doesn't look like Trump and he's not a low-energy loser like some of the surviving munchkins.
Nah, I can't have midget man that looks better than me in a dress hanging around. PASS!
|
![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)