are you?

Funny, mean, horny, stupid...

It depends how drunk. Normally I'm mostly funny. If I mix it with cocaine I'm funny and suck a mean dick.

(03-14-2016, 07:25 PM)sally Wrote: It depends how drunk. Normally I'm mostly funny. If I mix it with cocaine I'm funny and suck a mean dick.

Note to self:

Bring party favors when in FLA.

(03-14-2016, 07:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: are you?

Funny, mean, horny, stupid...

All of the above. Depends on my surroundings. I am usually a happy drunk. That is unless someone gets stupid, then its game on.

(03-14-2016, 07:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: are you?

Funny, mean, horny, stupid...

Goofy, silly. I'm not mean or horny. I like to laugh and then I fall asleep. I haven't been drunk in a very long time & I could probably feel the effects of one beer right now.

I'm a fun drunk.

In the old days, fun & horny drunk women would take advantage of me.

These days, one still does.

I don't like being drunk, I would rather smoke a dube and maybe a few beers.

I'll probably never be drunk again.

Happy, Fun, Drunk, here!

Drunk can be good and fun, getting "shitfaced" and driving the porcelain bus, is not fun, never again!

Mean and stupid. I'll punch ya in the shoulder every damn time, even when promising not to when sober.

(03-15-2016, 06:03 AM)Carsman Wrote: Happy, Fun, Drunk, here!

Drunk can be good and fun, getting "shitfaced" and driving the porcelain bus, is not fun, never again!

Its ben so long since I drove the bus I would have to study to renew my license. I bet its ben 10 years .

I'm a fun drunk. But I hardly ever drink anymore. You know the whole son is an addict I've committed to staying sober with him deal.

Et Tu Ramseykittens. For the Ides of March.

I used to like getting drunk in college but as I got older I began having these self control issues and I no longer found it appealing. I probably need a shrink in regards to that, logically I know it's perfectly fine to cut loose and even lose my temper sometimes but the thought of "losing it" freaks me the hell out, I feel like I can never lose my composure, if I do I will have failed myself. I know that's irrational.

That's quite rational actually.

I was always a happy, mellow drunk for the most part. I never understood those who got angry or belligerent when fucked up, and if that happened, you can bet I wouldn't be partying with them again.

I'm betting this group would have been to have a few with.

I love everyone when I'm drunk.

(03-15-2016, 11:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I used to like getting drunk in college but as I got older I began having these self control issues and I no longer found it appealing. I probably need a shrink in regards to that, logically I know it's perfectly fine to cut loose and even lose my temper sometimes but the thought of "losing it" freaks me the hell out, I feel like I can never lose my composure, if I do I will have failed myself. I know that's irrational.

That's why I don't smoke pot, I can't think straight and I don't like that at all. Alcohol doesn't have that effect on me unless I drink a whole lot, but I'm ok with just a few or 12 beers.

I never have a problem with weed, it doesn't make me lazy and I only rarely get the munchies. I don't work or drive high, ever.

I quit smoking weed 5 years ago when I got my permit to carry. If I kill someone and have pot in my system it will not be good for me. I would not only get burned for what would then be considered a murder, I would also get it for possession of a controlled substance while also in possession of a firearm. That double possession charge would tack on a additional 5 years. I enjoyed pot but it's not worth the risk to me.