(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

(03-14-2016, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 03:24 PM)sally Wrote: I'll be in Key West on that day so I'll probably be eating conch and other shit from the sea rather than fucking corned beef.

I already had corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes* on Saturday. Hoosick Falls had their St Patty's Day parade on Saturday.

*as well as a shot of Jameson, Coors Light, Sam Adams Boston Lager, and some Bud Light Blondes

If you like Jameson , you might like the Irish breakfast. It’s Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice,
and bacon flavored vodka. Tasts kinda like pancakes with syrup, OJ and bacon. A few of those at 7am starts your day off right.

(03-15-2016, 08:14 AM)F.U. Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 03:24 PM)sally Wrote: I'll be in Key West on that day so I'll probably be eating conch and other shit from the sea rather than fucking corned beef.

I already had corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes* on Saturday. Hoosick Falls had their St Patty's Day parade on Saturday.

*as well as a shot of Jameson, Coors Light, Sam Adams Boston Lager, and some Bud Light Blondes

If you like Jameson , you might like the Irish breakfast. It’s Jameson Irish Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice,
and bacon flavored vodka. Tasts kinda like pancakes with syrup, OJ and bacon. A few of those at 7am starts your day off right.

You had me at butterscotch and bacon...*drools*

(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

You never heard of a garter belt? Pfft some woman you are.

(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

Just like Mama, on Mama's family tv show!

Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

(03-16-2016, 10:45 AM)sally Wrote:

(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

You never heard of a garter belt? Pfft some woman you are.

I've heard of them. Didn't like them. Prefer pantyhose.

(03-16-2016, 11:04 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(03-15-2016, 06:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(03-14-2016, 07:17 PM)sally Wrote: That's why you DMV workers are such cunts.

Bell Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile. Or Clang in thigh-highs."

I don't trust thigh highs. They keep rolling down my leg and bunching up.

Just like Mama, on Mama's family tv show!

Vicki Lawrence, I taint.

(03-16-2016, 11:41 AM)sally Wrote: Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

(03-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

Sure they do. There are stores that cater to men who crossdress. You could buy a wedding dress in your size if you wanted. Just a little advice - no bows, ever.

(03-16-2016, 06:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

Sure they do. There are stores that cater to men who crossdress. You could buy a wedding dress in your size if you wanted. Just a little advice - no bows, ever.

I only like bows on my bras and panties.

Understandable.

Do you ever wear that kind of thing under your clothes?

(03-17-2016, 04:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Understandable.

Do you ever wear that kind of thing under your clothes?

My male clothes? No. too much risk of discovery.

Under my female clothes. YES!

So you don't want other to know about this. I bet being able to talk about it here is refreshing Clang.

Obviously, so much that it can't be contained in one dedicated thread.

(03-16-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(03-16-2016, 11:41 AM)sally Wrote: Clang needs to get himself a pearl necklace too.

Not that kind of pearl necklace Clang, the kind they sell at the jewelry store.

I don't think they make pearl necklaces in size "thick neck".

I've given a few fat girls pearl necklaces before. They're pretty much one size fits all.

(03-18-2016, 03:36 AM)F.U. Wrote: So you don't want other to know about this. I bet being able to talk about it here is refreshing Clang.

I don't want family and my poker/pool friends to know....everyone else I'd have to determine their trust and ability to keep a secret. Much like Superman/Supergirl does.

(03-18-2016, 05:06 AM)Cutz Wrote: Obviously, so much that it can't be contained in one dedicated thread.

CLANG CAN'T BE CONTAINED! HULK CLANG LOOK SMASHING IN LITTLE BLACK DRESS!

Go, Clang!