Hehe..nah, it's just that one line that reminds me of Sal every time..

She only comes when she's on top

I really like that song because it's quite catchy, I don't know if it's a coincidence or not.

Anyway my thought was that if I don't post much anymore do I owe everyone an explanation. I think I do after all this time and I'd use the same excuse as User, I've taken up crossword puzzles. It's a good excuse, no? And then I thought about where Crash has been.

Do you really only cum on top?

(06-02-2016, 10:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: Do you really only cum on top?

Yes only on top because it hits the right spot. The outside doesn't do it for me, although an inside /outside combo is good. Jesus Christ you men are retarded.

Even when your ankles are by your ears? (der der der)

When my ankles are by my ears I don't find that very comfortable although I think I've been doing a pretty good job pretending to for 20 plus years.

I cum the best on my own thinking or watching something erotic. And I'm by no means a lesbian but women are more attractive to me when it comes to that. I don't even know why because I like men. Their balls and dick are kinda of ugly though.

Sometimes it helps with the angle and hits the spot. At least you can cum. But it does sound like you should have earned an academy award along the way.

Oh noes. Here it comes.

HotD, are experiencing record heat out there? I saw your state mentioned and the temps look really high.

I also saw FQ2's state and read about a tornado there. Were you anywhere near that, FQ2? Do the warnings/watches scare you?

...aaaaand it looks like a big storm is coming out of the gulf and heading towards Sally.

I'm a freak about weather news.

(06-06-2016, 03:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:

HotD, are experiencing record heat out there? I saw your state mentioned and the temps look really high.

I also saw FQ2's state and read about a tornado there. Were you anywhere near that, FQ2? Do the warnings/watches scare you?

...aaaaand it looks like a big storm is coming out of the gulf and heading towards Sally.

I'm a freak about weather news.

I haven't heard about it yet. I'm sitting on the front porch with a t-storm right on top of me now. I love storms if I'm home.
I might get nervous if a tornado came through since this house is on a slab.

I just got drenched. Stupid not to take an umbrella with me.

Low today 57
High 87

Too hot and too cold, wanh!

(06-06-2016, 06:33 PM)sally Wrote: I just got drenched. Stupid not to take an umbrella with me.

Courtesy of Tropical Storm Colin.

First one I remember with that name.

They even spelled it right.

This is a list of the names for hurricanes this year. I see at least a couple Mockers on there.

Colin
Danielle
Earl
Fiona
Gaston
Hermine
Ian
Julia
Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paul
Richard
Shary
Tobias
Virgine
Walter

(06-06-2016, 06:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

This is a list of the names for hurricanes this year. I see at least a couple Mockers on there.

Colin
Danielle
Earl
Fiona
Gaston
Hermine
Ian
Julia
Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paul
Richard
Shary
Tobias
Virgine
Walter

Donovan is Otto. HotD is Virgine and Ramsey is Lisa.

Who else?

(06-06-2016, 06:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-06-2016, 06:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

This is a list of the names for hurricanes this year. I see at least a couple Mockers on there.

Colin
Danielle
Earl
Fiona
Gaston
Hermine
Ian
Julia
Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paul
Richard
Shary
Tobias
Virgine
Walter

Donovan is Otto. HotD is Virgine and Ramsey is Lisa.

Who else?

Well I know which one you are. I would have guessed Maggot as Otto and Donovan as Gaston. Ramsey of course is Hermine.

Maggott is definitely a Gaston (gas-tone).

Every time I read his posts, I do it with a French-Canadian accent.

Nobody can spit like Gastone. Another fun fact from my marble bag.

(06-06-2016, 06:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-06-2016, 06:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

This is a list of the names for hurricanes this year. I see at least a couple Mockers on there.

Colin
Danielle
Earl
Fiona
Gaston
Hermine
Ian
Julia
Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paul
Richard
Shary
Tobias
Virgine
Walter

Donovan is Otto. HotD is Virgine and Ramsey is Lisa.

Who else?

Ramsey is not Lisa

Truf