(06-22-2016, 02:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Horse poop is one of my favorite smells, closely followed by the smell of hay.

Sandalwood runs neck & neck with horse poop though.

Horse country here lies on the fringe of our western suburbs.

Money out there and they like their horses.

We drive through frequently, and sometimes, when the wind is just right, the car fills with the wonderful smell of horse poop.

Now I'm thinking about men wearing sandalwood.

(06-22-2016, 02:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Now I'm thinking about men wearing sandalwood.

What hppens next?

It's okay, you may elaborate.

I'm licking my lips now.

(06-22-2016, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm licking my lips now.

I think I get the picture.

(06-22-2016, 03:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm licking my lips now.

I think I get the picture.

And a boner to go with the pic?

(06-22-2016, 04:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 03:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm licking my lips now.

I think I get the picture.

And a boner to go with the pic?

No problem springing over here.

*knocks on wood*

(06-22-2016, 04:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 04:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 03:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm licking my lips now.

I think I get the picture.

And a boner to go with the pic?

No problem springing over here.

*knocks on wood*

So now you're wasting more company time by jacking off behind your desk. At least pick up the tissues when you're done. The cleaning lady shouldn't have to pick up your jizz.

(06-22-2016, 11:52 AM)crash Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 11:17 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I didn't see anyone say any of that. But go on with your drama queen bullshit.

You've become way more irritable and crotchety since you gave up smoking hooter..

Nah, I just hate drama. Not to mention he's the biggest soup chicken in this place. Sometimes I get the urg to send him a box of tampons and a bottle of midol.

(06-22-2016, 05:06 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 04:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 04:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 03:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm licking my lips now.

I think I get the picture.

And a boner to go with the pic?

No problem springing over here.

*knocks on wood*

So now you're wasting more company time by jacking off behind your desk. At least pick up the tissues when you're done. The cleaning lady should have to pick up your jizz.

At least you've realized I'm into women.

I'm looking for small victories.

(06-22-2016, 05:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 05:06 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 04:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 04:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(06-22-2016, 03:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think I get the picture.

And a boner to go with the pic?

No problem springing over here.

*knocks on wood*

So now you're wasting more company time by jacking off behind your desk. At least pick up the tissues when you're done. The cleaning lady should have to pick up your jizz.

At least you've realized I'm into women.

I'm looking for small victories.

Nah, I still think you're a closet gay. You say this shit just to try and throw us off track.
I don't know why you don't come out...it's the in thing to do nowadays.

No, we know you're into women. We know you're into men too. Maybe even a little more than the women.

Don't listen to those bitches, MS.

It's crystal clear to me that you're not into men.

(Well, maybe ones with firm round moobs, but not in general.)

(06-16-2016, 10:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: are Trump's people coming into Mock and seeing what Mockers are saying?

I didn't think so last week but we have a new Member called whatabaron so maybe his son joined.

These are your average Trump supporters. Clarified idiots, every last one.

On a serious note, the depth of their stupidity is terrifying. I don't care about Muslims being in my 'hood, I care about people like this being my neighbors.

There is stupidity everywhere it can be on any side of the fence. The only ones that really win are the ones making money off this election.

Touche', big sexy.

The Kennedy's, the first family of politics in America, had a 4^th of July party at their compound in Hyannis Port. Check out their pinata.

I'm so glad this buffoon doesn't know when to shut up. He's accusing the FBI of being rigged.

...aaaaaand he has now accused the attorney general of accepting bribes.

Go Donald!