What did you have against the intercom?
Why were you carrying toenail clippers at school anyway?
Was it a real stupid plant or one of those beautiful plastic jobs that never needs watering?

Without more information, it's unclear whether you were just a really weird sound-sensitive kid with a hangnail obsession OR rather a rebellious little bastard who cleverly packed and used a personal hygiene tool as a weapon, just to fuck with the man.

Do you need a permit to carry a concealed toenail clipper?

(09-06-2016, 07:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Now I don't know if I was early or late, so I'll just take your recommendation and stay tuned for you to post further details, Cars.

Hello, remember I'm the one who is not a fan of polls, and do not put much credence in them.

I, along with hundreds of thousands of others are independants, so we are not in the polls, as neither side can claim us in their statistics.

Come election day, only then is when our voice will be heard, either way.

(09-07-2016, 06:12 AM)Maggot Wrote: Do you need a permit to carry a concealed toenail clipper?

Only in some states, and only if the clippers have one of those sharp fold-down files attached.

(09-07-2016, 08:26 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(09-06-2016, 07:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Now I don't know if I was early or late, so I'll just take your recommendation and stay tuned for you to post further details, Cars.

Hello, remember I'm the one who is not a fan of polls, and do not put much credence in them.

I, along with hundreds of thousands of others are independants, so we are not in the polls, as neither side can claim us in their statistics.

Come election day, only then is when our voice will be heard, either way.

There are tens of millions of Independents, Cars. We now exceed both Democrats and Republicans. We are not excluded from the national polls; our voices are heard before election day.

In fact, the voices of Independents are the reason Trump has closed the gap considerably over the last couple of weeks, according to the latest national polls. He's recently won over enough to post a double-digit lead over Clinton with Independents. Gary Johnson beats her with Independents as well. That's taken many pundits, Democratic leaders, and Clinton campaigners off guard. I don't know why; making a point of telling the voters repeatedly that the candidate is not available because she's off courting big money donors is gonna rub a lot of people wrong in this political climate, especially for this particular candidate.

Unsurprisingly, the latest polls indicate strong party affiliation for registered party voters. Registered Democrats are 92% with Clinton and Registered Republicans are 90% with Trump.

Anyway, I understand that you don't care about (or trust) polls and only care about the final vote count on election day; lots of people feel that way. I'm one who likes to follow the full campaign cycle and strategies, so the credible polls are of interest to me. Different strokes.

(09-07-2016, 09:43 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(09-07-2016, 08:26 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(09-06-2016, 07:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Now I don't know if I was early or late, so I'll just take your recommendation and stay tuned for you to post further details, Cars.

Hello, remember I'm the one who is not a fan of polls, and do not put much credence in them.

I, along with hundreds of thousands of others are independants, so we are not in the polls, as neither side can claim us in their statistics.

Come election day, only then is when our voice will be heard, either way.

There are tens of millions of Independents, Cars. We now exceed both Democrats and Republicans. We are not excluded from the national polls; our voices are heard before election day.In fact, the voices of Independents are the reason Trump has closed the gap considerably over the last couple of weeks, according to the latest national polls. He's recently won over enough to post a double-digit lead over Clinton with Independents. Gary Johnson beats her with Independents as well. That's taken many pundits, Democratic leaders, and Clinton campaigners off guard. I don't know why; making a point of telling the voters repeatedly that the candidate is not available because she's off courting big money donors is gonna rub a lot of people wrong in this political climate, especially for this particular candidate.

Unsurprisingly, the latest polls indicate strong party affiliation for registered party voters. Registered Democrats are 92% with Clinton and Registered Republicans are 90% with Trump.

Anyway, I understand that you don't care about (or trust) polls and only care about the final vote count on election day; lots of people feel that way. I'm one who likes to follow the full campaign cycle and strategies, so the credible polls are of interest me. Different strokes.

Whatever!

No one ever contacted me for my input, and, even if they did, I would not tell them who I was going to vote for.

If Independents were not part of the national polls, there would not exist Independent-specific national poll results. That was the first well-kept secret that's been revealed to you here today, Cars.

Brace yourself for another mind blowing reveal............. Most people never get a poll call; population samples are used. And, most of those who do get poll calls, just hang up. So, you're just like most every other Tom, Dick and Harry.

I still think you're special though.

(09-07-2016, 05:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If Independents were not part of the national polls, there would not exist Independent-specific national poll results. That was the first well-kept secret that's been revealed to you here today, Cars.

Brace yourself for another mind blowing reveal............. Most people never get a poll call; population samples are used. And, most of those who do get poll calls, just hang up. So, you're just like most every other Tom, Dick and Harry.

I still think you're special though.

Why yes, yes I am, and so are you!

Last week the names of the moderators for the debates were released. Trump said he respected them all, he was fine with the choices. Now he says, "I'm going to be treated very, very unfairly".

He's laying the groundwork.

Will they be held standing or sitting?

Would Hillary Bobble Head dolls be insensitive?

(09-12-2016, 02:20 PM)BigMark Wrote: Would Hillary Bobble Head dolls be insensitive?

No because having a Hillary bobble head doll could go either way. It might be because you're a fan or because you're making fun of her, nobody knows for sure. It will be troublesome for Duchess though when people come to the farm looking for work, she won't know what the hell is going on. She'll be looking all crazy asking people what the deal is with that Hilary bobble head doll on their dashboard.

Hahaha!

I know there are a lot of fucked up people in America but I'm surprised by the massive number who identify as deplorable.

The hills are alive with the sound of deplorables crying.

I think Trump's campaign strategy is to prove how stupid some people really are. Last week he was praising the choice of debate moderators, this week he announces there should be NO moderators. What in the actual fuck is wrong with him?

(09-13-2016, 07:18 AM)cannongal Wrote: What in the actual fuck is wrong with him?

In all seriousness, I think he knows he can't effectively debate anything. He doesn't know policy, he doesn't know many things. For example, during the forum last week he said something to the effect of, the military should have their own courts. They do! He is completely ignorant of even the most basic things. I firmly believe he knows he will come across as utterly dumb & foolish if he is forced to debate Hillary. I want to see him debate her. I will gladly come back and eat these words, he will not debate her.

I predict a very close race to the throne. Election day I will vote then shut off all forms of media and wake up the next day to see who is the next asshole. Let the chips fall, let the hand be shown. Let the citizenry decide.

(09-15-2016, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: Let the citizenry decide.

That's why I pray people are smarter than I give them credit for.

I always thought Trump wore a pretty bad rug, but, according to Kimmel it's real hair. Go figure.

Harry Reid got his panties in a bunch when trump said he should start working out again with his rubber equipment, ................personally I think Michelle Obama beat the shit out of him.