What makes you bored? Nothing to do.

What is the last thing you ate? Chicken

How big is your bed? Queen

Are you an early bird or a night owl? Neither

What color are your eyes? Green

Do you ever ignore a ringing phone? All the time.

Do you like breakfast for dinner? Yes!

How many keys are on your key ring? One house key

Have you ever eaten in bed? Yes

Do you own a vibrator? Of course.

Do you like to kiss? Of course.

(10-02-2016, 04:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Yeah, okay, my horse farm isn't a farm because I don't grow anything.

Maybe you should call it something else like a horse sanctuary. You're misleading people by calling it a farm, Old MacDonald.

I do declare, sounds like a plantation.

(10-02-2016, 11:12 AM)sally Wrote: Old MacDonald.

I wish I were!

E-I-E-I-O

What makes you bored? Being sick, like now and I can't go to the dining hall or other places where people are gathered so I don't get them sick. I am just watching movies for 2 days, not too bad. Hope I am better by Monday so I can work. We are about to roll out a project this month.

What is the last thing you ate? Water/Juice/Soup

How big is your bed? It is a cool looking platform that one of the carpenters here made. I should take a picture of it. I think it is a "full"

Are you an early bird or a night owl? Night owl. Hoot Hoot

What color are your eyes? Brown

Do you ever ignore a ringing phone? Phone? Phone? I don't have a phone right now. If the phone rang I would answer it.

Do you like breakfast for dinner? Sure.

How many keys are on your key ring? I have one of the only offices that have a key. It contains 3 keys. I do have car keys and storage keys for when I leave this place however.

Have you ever eaten in bed? Yes.

Do you own a vibrator? Yes. (I have no lock on my bedroom door however......)

Do you like to kiss? Absolutely yes!



When is the last time you laughed out loud? The other night watching "Best in Show" with some others.

Did you hug anyone today? No : (

Do you have a doorbell? No

Have you ever built a snowman? Yes

Did you wait to be legal the first time you drank alcohol? No

What would you say to the Jehovah Witness outside your door? How did you get up the mountain?

Have you ever bathed with another person? No answer (I must keep some things private!)

Do you like Christmas? I do not like Christmas.

Do you lend money? No. I have given people money and never expect it back

(10-02-2016, 04:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Yeah, okay, my horse farm isn't a farm because I don't grow anything.

GIFSoup

this guy^ just ruined this thread. Dirty fuck.

GIFSoup

(10-02-2016, 09:57 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: this guy^ just ruined this thread. Dirty fuck.

C'mere, young Padawan, let me teach you how to ignore people.

(10-02-2016, 09:57 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: this guy^ just ruined this thread. Dirty fuck.

What an asshole...I mean ass penis.

EEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing my penis.:(

What makes you bored?
Sometimes my life.
What is the last thing you ate?
Tostinos.
How big is your bed?
Queen.
Are you an early bird or a night owl?
Night owl.
What color are your eyes?
Dark brown.
Do you ever ignore a ringing phone?
Yes.A lot.
Do you like breakfast for dinner?
Love it.
How many keys are on your key ring?
2
Have you ever eaten in bed?
Yes.
Do you own a vibrator?
No.
Do you like to kiss?
I used to.

Hi Mockers

When is the last time you carved a pumpkin?

Do you ever mess with the heads of your trick or treaters by scaring the crap out of the older ones?

Have you ever TP'ed anyone's front yard tree or other minor act of mischief?

When was the last time you had a costume on?

Do you know a witch?

Do scary movies scare you?

I'm the designated pumpkin carver at my house.

TP'd a few houses in my day. Egged a couple of houses and cars and blew up some mailboxes with an M80.

The last movie that really freaked me out was 'The Ring'.

That one was really good.

When is the last time you carved a pumpkin?
Five years ago

Do you ever mess with the heads of your trick or treaters by scaring the crap out of the older ones?
Hell Yeah!

Have you ever TP'ed anyone's front yard tree or other minor act of mischief?
You have no idea.

When was the last time you had a costume on?
Five years ago

Do you know a witch?
Yes, she has "Farm".

Do scary movies scare you?
Yup, can't watch them.

Hi Mockers

When is the last time you carved a pumpkin?
A couple years ago. I will carve one this year.

Do you ever mess with the heads of your trick or treaters by scaring the crap out of the older ones? Yes, and so does my mom, she is great on Halloween and loves to dress up and greet trick or treaters!

Have you ever TP'ed anyone's front yard tree or other minor act of mischief?
Yes Yes Yes

When was the last time you had a costume on? Um, September and maybe one time after.

Do you know a witch? I will refrain from answering this question-got to leave one unanswered each time!

Do scary movies scare you? Not anymore. I like trippy sci-fi movies that sort of mess with your head.

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Hi Mockers

When is the last time you carved a pumpkin? Never.

Do you ever mess with the heads of your trick or treaters by scaring the crap out of the older ones? I haven't handed candy out in years and I never messed with the older ones.

Have you ever TP'ed anyone's front yard tree or other minor act of mischief? The only mischief I did in my life was throwing the traffic cones and writing dirty, gay Spanish dialogue.

When was the last time you had a costume on? Last Halloween for work, and went to party and played pool and poker at a friend's house.

Do you know a witch? sally. Its magic how she can make you laugh and feel good about yourself even when she's insulting you.

Do scary movies scare you? FUCK YES!!![quote]

(10-17-2016, 06:51 PM)BigMark Wrote: Do you know a witch?
Yes, she has "Farm".

Oh man. You think I'm a witch :(

*conjures*