By 4 Christmas teddy bears in chairs. Each one a couple feet tall and am about to smother them in plastic. They sit staring at me and I know they know their fate. The last of the Christmas stuff (except for the wreaths in my windows) Not sure if I will leave them there for a week or so or wrap them in the sweet wrap of plastic sleep. Maybe later I will smoke a dube with them under the late night light of a Yankee candle.

(01-08-2017, 07:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: By 4 Christmas teddy bears in chairs. Each one a couple feet tall and am about to smother them in plastic. They sit staring at me and I know they know their fate. The last of the Christmas stuff (except for the wreaths in my windows) Not sure if I will leave them there for a week or so or wrap them in the sweet wrap of plastic sleep. Maybe later I will smoke a dube with them under the late night light of a Yankee candle.

That's one of the most beautiful things I ever heard

(01-08-2017, 08:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-08-2017, 07:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: By 4 Christmas teddy bears in chairs. Each one a couple feet tall and am about to smother them in plastic. They sit staring at me and I know they know their fate. The last of the Christmas stuff (except for the wreaths in my windows) Not sure if I will leave them there for a week or so or wrap them in the sweet wrap of plastic sleep. Maybe later I will smoke a dube with them under the late night light of a Yankee candle.

That's one of the most beautiful things I ever heard

That's because you're a gayfer and so is Maggot. Fucking queers.

What's a gayfer?

I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Not sure you need to smoke another dube, Mags.

Sounds like you've already gotten very smaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll.

If you don't eat them, wrapping those gummy bears for hibernation will be a breeze when you're tall again.

(01-08-2017, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote: I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Call your son a massive cho and see if either of them understand. Cas I seem to be the only person who knows what it means.

Whatev, chodler.

One who munches on mad chode. That would be Duchess and MS.

Gawd. Do you even know what it is, you drunken hussy?

I have no idea what it is. I thought maybe it was cock or something. Like a cock muncher.

(01-09-2017, 12:02 PM)sally Wrote: I have no idea what it is.

I had to google it.

(01-09-2017, 12:02 PM)sally Wrote: I have no idea what it is. I thought maybe it was cock or something. Like a cock muncher.

As long as that cock is thick and stubby, you're right.

But, 'chode' also has some less appealing definitions. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode

It's a very versatile word.

(01-09-2017, 03:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's a very versatile word.

Ah, like fuck.

(01-09-2017, 03:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-09-2017, 03:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's a very versatile word.

Ah, like fuck.

'Chode' is a versatile word, but not THAT fucking versatile. 'Chode' can mean many things, but they're all nouns.

'Fuck', or a derivative of 'fuck', can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb...

(01-09-2017, 03:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 'Fuck', or a derivative of 'fuck', can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb...

Damn straight. It's close to being my favorite cuss word because it is so versatile, along with cocksucka! which is usually said with an exclamation point and I can't forget old faithful, Jesus Christ.

(01-08-2017, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote: I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.

(01-09-2017, 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-08-2017, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote: I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.

Don't think it's PC to say Orientation anymore, nitwit.

By the way, I'm really sorry for saying you weren't as interesting as the new guy.

Please, please tell us more stories about how you're 'this close' to dressing up like a woman and going out in public, or how you pooped in the women's bathroom at work and chuckled as some poor, unfortunate gal stumbled in there and discovered the present you left.

Please.

I can't take the other guy:gal anymore.

(01-09-2017, 07:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(01-09-2017, 07:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-08-2017, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote: I imagine it's a gay person, I learned it from my teenage/young adult kids. My son yelled at my daughter to get the fuck out of his room because she broke his ear phones and she slammed the door and said "whatever, gayfer".

Oh. I thought you were making a corny joke like:
Did you remember to pick up the henway? What's a henway? About 2 pounds.

My office manager loves those type of corny jokes. He used that joke on the two new girls after they got back from orientation.

Don't think it's PC to say Orientation anymore, nitwit.

By the way, I'm really sorry for saying you weren't as interesting as the new guy.

Please, please tell us more stories about how you're 'this close' to dressing up like a woman and going out in public, or how you pooped in the women's bathroom at work and chuckled as some poor, unfortunate gal stumbled in there and discovered the present you left.

Please.

I can't take the other guy:gal anymore.

They still call it orientation at my office and no one has called the PC police, ya bum fart.

Oh now I'm interesting? Well too late. I'm not telling you people shit anymore. You'll be sorry when I turn my $10 in chips into a huge fortune when I go to this new casino that is opening in February. You ain't getting one dime!

There. ^ That's more like it!