(05-22-2017, 06:31 PM)sally Wrote: So you'll be OK with me egging you then. Because if I get drunk and egg is coming your way.

Yeah I'm ok with that.

I don't hit women, but if you egg me, male or female, expect me to dump or spray something on top of you.

(I don't care if that sounds dirty, KEEP YOUR MINDS CLEAN, MOCKERS!)

The way the world is going sexual separation will be difficult to distinguish in 20 yrs.

It won't take 20 years, many times it's difficult now!

(05-23-2017, 09:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: The way the world is going sexual separation will be difficult to distinguish in 20 yrs.

I'd rather have sexual togetherness. Like hermaphrodites. If the whole world was hermaphrodites, I could literally tell everyone to go fuck themselves.

I'd rather just masturbate.

(05-23-2017, 12:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd rather just masturbate.

Yeah that works for me too. I bet I'm not missing out on anything by not smashing my bits with a ladies' bits.

(05-23-2017, 03:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I bet I'm not missing out on anything by not smashing my bits with a ladies' bits.

Nothing can take the place of the closeness you would feel with someone you're in a relationship with.

(05-23-2017, 03:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-23-2017, 03:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I bet I'm not missing out on anything by not smashing my bits with a ladies' bits.

Nothing can take the place of the closeness you would feel with someone you're in a relationship with.

Dammit.

Clang, you're a very social guy, you're always doing something. You have a better social life than I do, so what's the problem? Are you shy? Do you approach women you'd like to know better?

Hey everybody, do the Clango Tango!

(05-23-2017, 03:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: Hey everybody, do the Clango Tango!

Dance with me. I'll make your heart race.

Clang, just get in a crowded elevator and rub up against people, that's how they do it in N.Y. right? Or is that the subway.

(05-23-2017, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, you're a very social guy, you're always doing something. You have a better social life than I do, so what's the problem? Are you shy? Do you approach women you'd like to know better?

Yes, shy, nervous and awkward around women that's me. I was talking to this woman a few days ago on the bus home from work and she's talking about stuff like the weather and how she only started work 2 weeks ago, and her son who was playing baseball that rainy afternoon and I found my self struggling to keep up my end of the conversation. I was so nervous I never introduced myself or found out her name.

Approach women I'd like to know better? No. I sit and stare at them and seem to instead build up an unrealistic fantasy of them in my mind so much so that when/if they talk to me I get nervous talking to them and very disappointed when they just want to be friends.

I don't know...maybe its a combination of fear of rejection in general and a fear that no woman would be able to accept my crossdressing and I'd have to choose between my love for her and my love of lady clothes.

(05-24-2017, 06:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd have to choose between my love for her and my love of lady clothes.

Clang, true love won't require that you change. She'll love you in spite of your quirks.

I'm sure there is a butch woman with a large strap on in your future, keep your chins up.

(05-24-2017, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-24-2017, 06:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd have to choose between my love for her and my love of lady clothes.

Clang, true love won't require that you change. She'll love you in spite of your quirks.

I believe you, my mind and heart don't seem to want to believe it though.

(05-24-2017, 09:06 PM)BigMark Wrote: I'm sure there is a butch woman with a large strap on in your future, keep your chins up.

Dear God I hope not.

(05-24-2017, 09:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-24-2017, 09:06 PM)BigMark Wrote: I'm sure there is a butch woman with a large strap on in your future, keep your chins up.

Dear God I hope not.

"Chins' with an S

I didn't miss it Biggie.

I'm chuckling!

(05-23-2017, 03:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: Hey everybody, do the Clango Tango!

No. I did swing dancing in college. Nowadays I like to cut Footloose, do the Mash Potato and the Twist. And occasionally the Electric Slide.

The Clango Tango, is where I put a tiny sexy dress on my penis and masturbate and then jam the stem of a rose covered in thorns up my urethra.

Up? You live in South America?