I've always pictured HotD as Donna Reed and myself as Jimmy Stewart.

Asked her if she wanted me to lasso the moon for her, and she said she wanted her baby to look like me.

WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?!

(07-13-2017, 01:33 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've always pictured HotD as Donna Reed and myself as Jimmy Stewart.

Asked her if she wanted me to lasso the moon for her, and she said she wanted her baby to look like me.

WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?!

I'm here catching up on the threads, you big stud.

Where the hell are you these days?

How's life, the wife, the kids, the job, the titty-ogling, and all matters of import? (Hope you're doing well MS.)

HotD, very good to see you're back (hopefully for good?).

I've had an exceptionally busy summer.

My 10 year old was on travel baseball this year and played 45 games.

That is not a misprint.

Work, playing at various lakes, trip to Itasca again in June and my favorite season is flying by.

As for boob-ogling, I'm always struggling with that and always will.

Speaking of boobs, and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but are yours diminishing before my very eyes?

You are so svelte (congrats on all the hard work put in) but I know boobs are usually the first thing to go.

You really do look great!

Thank you MS.

You really have been hopping the last few months. Sounds like a lot of fun though.

45 games is a heck of a lot for your son in one season. What position does he mostly play?

My boobs are definitely smaller, but I'm still a little top-heavy. Also....around the time I hit 50, I found myself wearing looser shirts and changing out of ones that show too much cleavage. No padding or heavy push-up bras either. It wasn't a conscious choice, just kind of a natural evolution.

(08-14-2017, 09:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Also....around the time I hit 50

(08-14-2017, 09:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thank you MS.

You really have been hopping the last few months. Sounds like a lot of fun though.

45 games is a heck of a lot for your son in one season. What position does he mostly play?

My boobs are definitely smaller, but I'm still a little top-heavy. Also....around the time I hit 50, I found myself wearing looser shirts and changing out of ones that show too much cleavage. No padding or heavy push-up bras either. It wasn't a conscious choice, just kind of a natural evolution.

I can't believe you wrote me an entire paragraph talking about your breasts.

I've waited 5+ years for this conversation.

You really do love me.

Anyway, what I'm taking from that paragraph is, that while they may be a bit smaller, they're still more than a mouthful (trying not to be too perverted, while at the same time trying to keep it real).

As for my boy, he ended up being the team's best pitcher this season. He caught and played outfield and a handful of games at 3^rd. Thanks for asking.

Both kids will be on swim teams come this fall so they're gearing up for that.

After 5+ years, I think you might have gotten in my head and corrupted me a little MS.

Today, I posted the word "titty" (which I hate) and referred to sally's nipples in another thread. I'm leaving the boob talk to you from here on out.

Your son sounds like a good focused athlete. I can imagine you calling the games for the other parents in the stands.

(08-15-2017, 03:34 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: After 5+ years, I think you might have gotten in my head and corrupted me a little MS.

Today, I posted the word "titty" (which I hate) and referred to sally's nipples in another thread. I'm leaving the boob talk to you from here on out.

Your son sounds like a good focused athlete. I can imagine you calling the games for the other parents in the stands.

I'd like to discuss Sally's nipples further.

(08-15-2017, 03:34 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: After 5+ years, I think you might have gotten in my head and corrupted me a little MS.

Today, I posted the word "titty" (which I hate) and referred to sally's nipples in another thread. I'm leaving the boob talk to you from here on out.

Your son sounds like a good focused athlete. I can imagine you calling the games for the other parents in the stands.

Fair enough, I don't need to think about your breasts out loud anymore.

Your mention of the other parents was spot on and made me chuckle.

I was the go to guy for any questions about calls or strategy and during the father son game I impressed myself with how well I still play.

And, just for you HotD, I had a couple of moms flirting with me by the end of the season, and I wasn't doing anything to encourage them.

(08-15-2017, 11:55 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I had a couple of moms flirting with me by the end of the season, and I wasn't doing anything to encourage them.

You go, buddy. *high five*

Are they the type that you would have encouraged at one time or were they the needy type?

(08-15-2017, 12:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-15-2017, 11:55 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I had a couple of moms flirting with me by the end of the season, and I wasn't doing anything to encourage them.

You go, buddy. *high five*

Are they the type that you would have encouraged at one time or were they the needy type?

It was kind of funny. The one woman in particular never really gave any indication that she was 'in' to me for the majority of the season.

Then in the middle of July at a team dinner (my wife not there and her hubby absent) she gave me a stare across the table that was one I'm familiar with: if we could, we'd be fucking.

I never encouraged her, but she's definitely my type: brunette, cute, 5'2"ish.

Anyway, the following weekend tournament and subsequent one after, she made a point of being next to me during games, when she never had before.

So, not sure what happened, but she had something going on.

(08-15-2017, 09:39 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(08-15-2017, 03:34 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: After 5+ years, I think you might have gotten in my head and corrupted me a little MS.

Today, I posted the word "titty" (which I hate) and referred to sally's nipples in another thread. I'm leaving the boob talk to you from here on out.

Your son sounds like a good focused athlete. I can imagine you calling the games for the other parents in the stands.

I'd like to discuss Sally's nipples further.

Its breast not poke around in that areola. In other words Nip it in the bud.