Is her dog currently eating her liver? And what about that other nutcase that called me from Chicago in the middle of the night once. Geez, post your death notices people! There is a service for that kind of stuff.

Obviously, she took me in and made me breakfast.

And she said:

"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Where is Aussiebitch and Queenbee? Fuckers are letting me down.

(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where is Aussiebitch and Queenbee? Fuckers are letting me down.

Buying bread from that man in Brussels. Six foot tall and full of muscles...and gay as fuck, just like Aussie likes her men.

You're just lucky I can't smell you.

You probably can, actually.

I've gotten told twice now that someone at work complained about me stinking.:(

Farts and or BO?

(09-25-2017, 09:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I've gotten told twice now that someone at work complained about me stinking.:(

I don't believe you but humor me anyway, what was your reply?

(09-25-2017, 09:07 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-25-2017, 09:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I've gotten told twice now that someone at work complained about me stinking.:(

I don't believe you but humor me anyway, what was your reply?

Its true. The first time my boss told me that someone said "I stink" I thought he was talking about my job performance. Which I thought was weird since I just got a satisfactory job evaluation last month.

I told him I don't how I could stink. I shower every day before work, and use Axe deodorant.

Maybe my breath or my shoes. Its all I can think of that the odor might be.

Hell my Dad and my unemployed brother probably stink more than me. We do laundry like every 2-3 weeks and my laundry bag is overstuffed, while theirs is barely a quarter full.

I know my Dad doesn't wash every day because he'll get angry about it. "Dammit, I slept in, and didn't get washed today. I WANTED TO GET WASHED TODAY!!!"

(09-25-2017, 09:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: Farts and or BO?

BO. I hold my farts in at work until lunch or break. I let them rip at my Saturday night poker games though.

Its ok, I have a GAS PASS and a Foul Farters Club membership card I bought at Spencer's years ago.

(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where is Aussiebitch and Queenbee? Fuckers are letting me down.

I'm just really glad 2017 is drawing to a close, we thought 2016 sucked only to endure 2017. Well, I am glad 2018 is coming because I am going to rock this year. I can't wait to see the back of 2017.

For the record we have a guy in power here who is a 'Christian' he makes Roy Moore look like Goldilocks. I appealed to this guy and told him I am a Christian too. He ignored me, turned his back on me, and tells lies and is a very corrupt man. I feel stupid, because when someone says to me that they are a Christian I truly believe them, it never occurred to me that it would be a farce so that they could get votes and be in a position of power. I just find that desperate. This dude is known for being slick slippery tricky, I didn't know that. He is also sleazy looking when you add that component to it, and to bring faith into it and hypocrisy makes it even worse. I would rather him say he was an atheist but I actually think they have more integrity than this dude. He really is creepy.

So my situation has reached the very pinnacle of power here and they are playing it like some game and also with peoples lives at risk. People are dying here and vulnerable and marginalized people are the most in danger, it is very very very sad and heartbreaking and the fact this guy could not give a CRAP speaks volumes about the depth of evil he has gone and how black his heart truly is. It doesn't matter what political side of the fence he is on, this is what is going on here. It's awful.

You just put your foot down, if that doesn't work put the other one down if that doesn't work put the first one down again and keep going.........soon you'll be walking out the door.

Honey I got my war paint on, I aint going anywhere, it will be the last man standing, and I don't intend to lose. In fact, I wouldn't even go there if I thought I wouldn't win. It's a David and Goliath battle.

(12-24-2017, 08:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: You just put your foot down, if that doesn't work put the other one down if that doesn't work put the first one down again and keep going.........soon you'll be walking out the door.

Clang, that Office movie, is one of my favourite movies.

(12-24-2017, 02:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Clang, that Office movie, is one of my favourite movies.

Mine too. Also Super Troopers, Princess Bride, and many more.

Bad Bosses, funny how Jamie Foxx didn't even have a gun.

Never saw Bad Bosses, but Baby Boss was funny.

Are you travelling ok these days Clang? Are you still working at the same place? Has your self esteem improved and have you lost weight?