(08-16-2018, 05:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Fucking contribute to life Clang, don't just be a taker. You have talent, goddamn use it. We don't want to hear about lubing shit. What the fuck is that? That's Trump trash talk. Locker room talk.

Go attack the other people here at Mock making lube jokes ya fucking crazy bitch.

Here, I'll post a lube joke to try to take the heat of you, Clang.

Hey Duchess, she said moistly!

(08-16-2018, 07:34 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 06:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Fucking contribute to life Clang, don't just be a taker. You have talent, goddamn use it. We don't want to hear about lubing shit. What the fuck is that? That's Trump trash talk. Locker room talk.

I am contributing to life. I have a decent job and I'm enjoying cracking jokes with my friends both online and in real life.

Go attack the other people here at Mock making lube jokes ya fucking crazy bitch.

Now I just posted a kind post before at you now to read this Clang, the thing is, the lube jokes are not funny they are kind of degrading and uncomfortable, I think you should be using your intellect for better things, and respecting yourself more. If you want me to stop talking to you I will. I have been trying to shake some sense into you, but you are just being plain nasty.

Maybe Clang should offer Aussiebitch a lube job, she seems cranky and it might just do the trick. Stop hoarding the lube jobs Clang!

(08-16-2018, 09:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 06:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Fucking contribute to life Clang, don't just be a taker. You have talent, goddamn use it. We don't want to hear about lubing shit. What the fuck is that? That's Trump trash talk. Locker room talk.

I am contributing to life. I have a decent job and I'm enjoying cracking jokes with my friends both online and in real life.

Go attack the other people here at Mock making lube jokes ya fucking crazy bitch.

Now I just posted a kind post before at you now to read this Clang, the thing is, the lube jokes are not funny they are kind of degrading and uncomfortable, I think you should be using your intellect for better things, and respecting yourself more. If you want me to stop talking to you I will. I have been trying to shake some sense into you, but you are just being plain nasty.

I'm being nasty? You're being rude. I try and be polite while you tell me how to live my life instead of being like Duchess, HotD and a few others who accept me for who I am warts and all and like my jokes(moistly).

Duchess said Wednesday: Lube, Lube is the word of the day.


And then some wise ass said: "like, go lube yourself"! And it kinda took off from there.



Actually, Maggs is right, a Lube job when properly applied, can certainly Smooth things out!


Those that get lubed, (really good) usually make friends again.


(I tried to post this yesterday around midnight, and Mock was down)

(08-17-2018, 01:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 06:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-16-2018, 05:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Fucking contribute to life Clang, don't just be a taker. You have talent, goddamn use it. We don't want to hear about lubing shit. What the fuck is that? That's Trump trash talk. Locker room talk.

I am contributing to life. I have a decent job and I'm enjoying cracking jokes with my friends both online and in real life.

Go attack the other people here at Mock making lube jokes ya fucking crazy bitch.

Now I just posted a kind post before at you now to read this Clang, the thing is, the lube jokes are not funny they are kind of degrading and uncomfortable, I think you should be using your intellect for better things, and respecting yourself more. If you want me to stop talking to you I will. I have been trying to shake some sense into you, but you are just being plain nasty.

Clang needs a Life Coach, Aussie.

Keep up the good work.

He’s telling you ‘F Off’ out loud, but inside, he’s really glad you care.

No I'm telling her" F OFF" out loud because I've been polite and tolerated her meddling for years but now that cunt is starting to piss me the FUCK off.

FFS, she does more meddling than those Scooby gang kids.

I think she needs to take another vacation from Mock so I can tolerate her meddling for a few more years.

Be nice.

(08-17-2018, 06:30 PM)BigMark Wrote: Be nice.

Ok.

*only lightly singes the Aussiefriend voodoo doll's hair and body*

There ya go, nice. I gave her a tan and some cool looking burnt hair.

Yes not quite mortal enemies I think. When the lights go down and the lube comes out, I think something special can happen

(08-17-2018, 10:30 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: Yes not quite mortal enemies I think. When the lights go down and the lube comes out, I think something special can happen

I doubt it. Assie has tainted lube for me foreplayever.

This could explain Aussie's late night rants.

(08-18-2018, 12:23 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: This could explain Aussie's late night rants.

I hope in the new year people will have put the word unprecedented to bed. I've loathed it for months now. I feel like I've heard it every fuckin' day for years now.

(11-02-2020, 01:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: I hope in the new year people will have put the word unprecedented to bed. I've loathed it for months now. I feel like I've heard it every fuckin' day for years now.

It's unprecedented to hear you don't like the word unprecedented.  

Problematic.

Bully... thank god that one's not in use as much, every fucking nimrod online used to accuse others of being a bully if they disagreed with them or said shit about a celebrity that would never see that comment.

Cancelled, as in cancelling someone for whatever riles up the internet mob. Mostly because I refuse to spell it "canceled". THERE SHOULD BE TWO ELLS IN THAT WORD, GOD DAMN IT.

Tremendous

Thank you, you're pretty great yourself.

LOL

I mean I used to go around saying, "Hugely" and "Biggly" all the time, but now I can't because of that man.

Shit show

In many ways that's the most perfect word to describe the last few years.

I know. I just hate that word because there is nothing positive associated with it. Take the word fuck face for example, I might call someone a fuck face when I think they've done something stupid but the thought of a face being fucked can still be a positive image. Bitch is a female dog, pussy is nice, dickhead isn't even that bad.

But shit show? SHIT SHOW?