Where do I get it!!!!!!!   Sounds fascinating plus my wrinkles will be gone.

They say if you're not 100% satisfied they will return your money, but Im not sure if that applies to using it on your scrotum. You might want to call and ask first.

A scrotum looks like a plucked chicken.

...and appropriate for this particular thread. Har Har

Scrotum, scrotum sis boom ba, slather my scrotum from a wrinkle free jar. 

Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.

Then dip them in dave's insanity sauce.

I'm beginning to think that I could talk about my scrotum all the live long day. With or without wrinkles.

(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.

I'm going to get the same result when I Nair my Scrotum. In 5 minutes flat. Just waiting until the weather gets colder and then I'll Nair everywhere.

Use fire.

I want my scrotum to look like Sally's face, what's wrong with that? And if I leave it on long enough I want it to look like HOTD's legs. But not her feet.

(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.

(09-24-2018, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.

I'm going to get the same result when I Nair my Scrotum. In 5 minutes flat. Just waiting until the weather gets colder and then I'll Nair everywhere.

You're going to get crotch rot if you keep using that poison ass Nair. The stuff I'm talking about is all natural made with the lotus flower and will take care of Maggot's whole shebang for two weeks.

Clang should spray that stuff on his hairy dingleberries that he can't even reach anymore.

(09-24-2018, 08:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang should spray that stuff on his hairy dingleberries that he can't even reach anymore.

Oh Really? I'm touching them now. Feels kind of weird to touch them with the left hand.Look at me I'm ambidicktrous. *evil laugh*

(09-24-2018, 08:12 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-24-2018, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.

I'm going to get the same result when I Nair my Scrotum. In 5 minutes flat. Just waiting until the weather gets colder and then I'll Nair everywhere.

You're going to get crotch rot if you keep using that poison ass Nair. The stuff I'm talking about is all natural made with the lotus flower and will take care of Maggot's whole shebang for two weeks.

I'm saving the all natural stuff for when I bleach my asshole.

Why the fuck would you bleach your asshole, are you going into the porn business? What you should do is bleach your nasty mouth.

(09-24-2018, 10:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why the fuck would you bleach your asshole, are you going into the porn business? What you should do is bleach your nasty mouth.

bleached butt selfies. I'm starting a new trend.

You would need an articulating selfie stick and about 30 tries.

Oh really? Posting unbleached asshole pic in 3...2...*evil laugh*

Battery acid does a much better job.