(05-25-2019, 02:37 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Well since Duchess mentioned being sick, I'm going to share a photo of my latest malady.  I've been prone to cysts all my life and this one's a doozy.  Is this worse than my gross lips?  You decide. 

Separated at birth?

Stick a steak knife in it. Push it all the way through. It will no longer be your biggest problem

that must really hurt when you squeeze it. looks like your pit.

(05-25-2019, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Love Child, do something with those kids. This isn't my idea of a no bullshit weekend.

KIDS?! WHAT KIDS?! WHAT?!
I don't have kids

I am working all weekend and totally happy about it. 

I think I will PM Root about bumps, because yeah, been there, done that, it ain't fun. BUT I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT EAR WAX ON THIS FORUM AND STUFF OKAY!!!!!!!!     

ALSO

I HOPE EVERYONE IS FEELING BETTER AND GETTING HEALTHIER NOT SICKER! OKAY!

Hot compress
Epsom salts
Hot tea bag-Tumeric tea
ice
neo sporin

There is lots of info online about these things. I've had little bumps that come and go but last year I had to have the clinic take care of one that came about after a very long road trip. Just under my breast, hence one of the reasons I don't like wearing a bra anymore-and definitely not one with a wire. : ( So I just wear tank tops now. Yay.

Thanks M. I've been going thru the list of DIY remedies and I'm not too pleased with the results. Tea tree oil -no. Aloe vera - no. I used some magnesium oil about an hour ago and the pain has gone down quite a bit. I definitely need to try warm compresses.

I get them in areas that chafe easily, like where my blouse's collar rubbed on my neck. That one was about 5 stitches. This one is from my fucking underwire bra like your flare up. I think I'll probably need to have it cut out and I'm okay with that.

(05-25-2019, 10:55 PM)MirahM Wrote: KIDS?! WHAT KIDS?! WHAT?!

   Sally, Roo & Mark.

Do you use the magnesium oil as a stress reliever?

Have you tried changing your diet? Avoiding sugar, dairy and high glycemic carbs and eating more high alkaline foods might help.

For a zit?

It not just any old zit Mark, it's a cyst and she keeps getting them.

All my life. I had one on my back when I was a kid that took 7 stitches.

I'm sure you're all mesmerized by my disgusting skin problems but here's some news. This fucking thing got so big and so painful that it finally got a head on it and I managed to get some goo out. God damn, that hurt. I was talking to myself saying "get the fuck OUT of there!" at 2 in the morning and my poor cat got scared and hid in the closet. What a relief though.

Don Trump Jr or my armpit? You decide.

trump jr

Ding ding ding.

He kills animals for sport. He kills them because he can. He likes to do it and regards it as fun. Maybe one day I'll have the good fortune to read the tables were turned on him in the animal kingdom.

I hear applying mercury to it clears it up

(05-25-2019, 04:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-24-2019, 10:48 PM)MirahM Wrote: This is a NO BULLSHIT WEEKEND
OKAY?!

Okay!

Someone gave me a germ and I feel like crap. I spent most of the night awake & coughing my brains out. I have a shit ton of annuals that need to be planted. Weeds need to be pulled and grass needs to be cut. All I want to do is be a slug. The best part is that I'm alone so it will be quiet & peaceful. Please, sweet Jesus, don't let my phone ring with bullshit stuff that needs to be handled.

Amen.

I'm not getting half of my stuff done either. Like last year the weather has become my enemy. Come back to bed and snuggle.

(05-26-2019, 07:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Come to bed and snuggle.

Can we spoon?  

Hell yeah!!