Some people may wonder why Cars gets all the girls. Especially on hot days at the beach. I now know why,

He has the greatest sandals that have ever contained toes.

I on the other hand have figured out a way to get rid of that plumbers crack.

BM finishes up another pool at the YMCA

Duchess wakes up and gets ready to gidy up and go to a new day. Wake up pony boy!!!

Sally comes in and ends the entire maggot ass thong thing. Bitch......

(07-20-2019, 06:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Some people may wonder why Cars gets all the girls. Especially on hot days at the beach. I now know why,

He has the greatest sandals that have ever contained toes.

Hey, you promissed me you wouldn't post that picture! 

On the other hand you did me a favor, thanks here they come!!!

I don't care what anyone says, women are the way more attractive sex as far as bodies go.

(07-20-2019, 10:12 PM)sally Wrote: I don't care what anyone says, women are the way more attractive sex as far as bodies go.

Probably the reason there are plenty of ugly men in dresses out there. It's like their alter ego like spider man and Peter Parker.

(07-21-2019, 09:03 AM)Maggot Wrote:

(07-20-2019, 10:12 PM)sally Wrote: I don't care what anyone says, women are the way more attractive sex as far as bodies go.

Probably the reason there are plenty of ugly men in dresses out there. It's like their alter ego like spider man and Peter Parker.

And don't forget the Clangster!

Another Scorcher here today, just like yesterday!  Heat Index, 110/111

It was only "85" in my SNAKEland (I HATE SNAKES) town today, WTF!   Go Figure.


 

I love my outdoor space. I enjoy puttering around my gardens and hanging out by the pool, I just really like outdoor living BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL! Do I sound insane? I am. The heat has finally pushed me over the edge.

Just strip, yup strip, strip, strip. Be like Betty the Bongo babe from OnTonga.  Or just get down to bare necessities.

I've been doing that early in the mornings recently. It's not even light out yet but it's the only time of day lately that the pool has felt nice. I get comfortable and have to keep reminding myself that I really have to get ready to leave. What a buzzkill that is.

My backyard literally feels like you just stepped into hell when you walk out there during the day, but when the evening comes you get a breeze from the ocean and you could sleep out there.

Capture that and put it in a deodorant can.

Heaven and hell. For the gentleman with a naughty side. Keeps you smelling fresh for up to 92 hours.

I have a naughty pine bedroom set.

(07-20-2019, 06:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Duchess wakes up and gets ready to gidy up and go to a new day. Wake up pony boy!!!

Damn it Maggs, this is Mesmerizing!

that is one nice churro dispenser.

It is so hot that I can feel my skin cooking when I go outside. It's fucking scorching out there.