You need someone, anyone who speaks Clangon.

(10-07-2019, 07:10 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: I think you need more female friends. Guys are fucking awesome but they are not girls and will not help you feel at ease around women

Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

(10-07-2019, 10:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 07:10 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: I think you need more female friends. Guys are fucking awesome but they are not girls and will not help you feel at ease around women

Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

Yup, that is what I suspected. Don't get me wrong, you should NOT give up guy mates but you need female friends in your life. It just adds another dimension. It allows you to be more comfortable around the opposite sex.

(10-07-2019, 10:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 07:10 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: I think you need more female friends. Guys are fucking awesome but they are not girls and will not help you feel at ease around women

Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

Well since you have had success talking to the women in here, try some of your lines you used in here on the RL women you meet.

Like tell them about your moist underpants! See how that goes, if they're still talking to you after that, you've got a keeper!

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsm Wrote: tell them about your moist underpants!

Cars!     

Clang, do not do that.

(10-08-2019, 11:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsm Wrote: tell them about your moist underpants!

Cars!     

Clang, do not do that.

(10-08-2019, 11:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsm Wrote: tell them about your moist underpants!

Cars!     

Clang, do not do that.

Too late. I met this fat chick told her about my moist underpants and she had them too and so we swapped moist underpants with each other and then I had gross sex with her hairy stomach folds and armpits.

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 10:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 07:10 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: I think you need more female friends. Guys are fucking awesome but they are not girls and will not help you feel at ease around women

Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

Well since you have had success talking to the women in here, try some of your lines you used in here on the RL women you meet.

Like tell them about your moist underpants! See how that goes, if they're still talking to you after that, you've got a keeper!

She ran away after I told her about my  Mr. Poopy Butthole.:(

(10-08-2019, 05:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 10:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 07:10 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: I think you need more female friends. Guys are fucking awesome but they are not girls and will not help you feel at ease around women

Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

Well since you have had success talking to the women in here, try some of your lines you used in here on the RL women you meet.

Like tell them about your moist underpants! See how that goes, if they're still talking to you after that, you've got a keeper!

She ran away after I told her about my  Mr. Poopy Butthole.:(

They even would run away in here!

(10-20-2019, 04:00 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 05:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 10:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 07:10 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: I think you need more female friends. Guys are fucking awesome but they are not girls and will not help you feel at ease around women

Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

Well since you have had success talking to the women in here, try some of your lines you used in here on the RL women you meet.

Like tell them about your moist underpants! See how that goes, if they're still talking to you after that, you've got a keeper!

She ran away after I told her about my  Mr. Poopy Butthole.:(

They even would run away in here!

Indeed. I think my college girlfriend ran away in part because she suspected me of crossdressing. She was the one that suggested watching that damn To Wong Foo movie. Then wonders why I'm staring at the TV screen so intensely the whole movie.

Should have called it Too Wong Dude.

(10-20-2019, 08:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-20-2019, 04:00 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 05:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-07-2019, 10:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sadly, the only female friends I've felt at ease around are the ones I've met online but not in real life.

Well since you have had success talking to the women in here, try some of your lines you used in here on the RL women you meet.

Like tell them about your moist underpants! See how that goes, if they're still talking to you after that, you've got a keeper!

She ran away after I told her about my  Mr. Poopy Butthole.:(

They even would run away in here!

Indeed. I think my college girlfriend ran away in part because she suspected me of crossdressing. She was the one that suggested watching that damn To Wong Foo movie. Then wonders why I'm staring at the TV screen so intensely the whole movie.

What you need to find, is a woman who likes men and cross dresses as a Man! Perfect couple!

(Maybe put an ad out there in FB or where ever, looking for a cross dressing woman. Include your en-femme pix)

Or find out what Margaret Thatcher's husband looked like. He was attracted to her.

(10-20-2019, 10:24 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-20-2019, 08:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-20-2019, 04:00 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 05:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 07:35 AM)Carsman Wrote: Well since you have had success talking to the women in here, try some of your lines you used in here on the RL women you meet.

Like tell them about your moist underpants! See how that goes, if they're still talking to you after that, you've got a keeper!

She ran away after I told her about my  Mr. Poopy Butthole.:(

They even would run away in here!

Indeed. I think my college girlfriend ran away in part because she suspected me of crossdressing. She was the one that suggested watching that damn To Wong Foo movie. Then wonders why I'm staring at the TV screen so intensely the whole movie.

What you need to find, is a woman who (who likes men) and cross dresses as a Man! Perfect couple!

(Maybe put an ad out there in FB or where ever, looking for a cross dressing woman. Include your en-femme pix)

Amanda Bynes?

Margaret Thatcher's husband

Baseline.

Why? Because you look like his wife

(10-20-2019, 04:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-20-2019, 10:24 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-20-2019, 08:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-20-2019, 04:00 AM)Carsman Wrote:

(10-08-2019, 05:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: She ran away after I told her about my  Mr. Poopy Butthole.:(

They even would run away in here!

Indeed. I think my college girlfriend ran away in part because she suspected me of crossdressing. She was the one that suggested watching that damn To Wong Foo movie. Then wonders why I'm staring at the TV screen so intensely the whole movie.

What you need to find, is a woman who (who likes men) and cross dresses as a Man! Perfect couple!

(Maybe put an ad out there in FB or where ever, looking for a cross dressing woman. Include your en-femme pix)

Amanda Bynes?

You could do worse!

Clang, are there not drag shows where you live? Seriously, go to one. Even if you have to drag your guy friends with you. Just go!

He's got one in his living room and the neighbors are begging him to use the shades.

(10-20-2019, 10:19 PM)MirahM Wrote: Clang, are there not drag shows where you live? Seriously, go to one. Even if you have to drag your guy friends with you. Just go!

Yeah there are drag shows near me. Working up the courage to go to one is a different story. I'm not far from Lark St in Albany which is like LGBT headquarters. I was only 9 minute walk from the Pride Parade. I was going to go but my nephew's Confirmation was the same day.

(10-20-2019, 11:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: He's got one in his living room and the neighbors are begging him to use the shades.

Sort of true. I have no shades on my kitchen window. I was looking out my kitchen window dressed en femme and playing with my nipples, and this black guy walks past, takes one look at me and keeps looking straight ahead and walking faster.