I'm making progress! The tree is in the stand and I untangled my lights. Tonight a Christmas concert then Thursday the lights go in and all the other junk.  

Did you tell them what the dog did, because once that suckers up he may do it again .............on top of the presents. THAT will not be good. 

(12-11-2019, 10:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Tonight a Christmas concert

That sounds like a nice time. I wouldn't even know where to look for one around here.

I'd go to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve if I had someone to go with.

My son is in the band, he's becoming a pretty good saxophone player and even wears the hat and sunglasses. he sticks out because he's 6'2" and may do a solo sometime in the Spring. i go for the chocolate chip cookies and apple cider. He just turned 14

The puppy keeps unplugging the tree. She doesn't chew on it or anything, she just goes over and pulls it out of the outlet. I guess she doesn't like it plugged in.

Put some Tabasco sauce on it.

(12-11-2019, 12:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: he's 6'2"  He just turned 14

I remember him as a little boy. He's a young man now. Where has the time gone?

(12-11-2019, 12:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: Put some Tabasco sauce on it.

I'm going to try to train her to do it on command. My husband thinks she's stupid so won't he be surprised when we go to bed and I ask her to unplug the tree and she actually does it.

Until she does it and fries her fool head off.

(12-11-2019, 10:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: I'm making progress! The tree is in the stand and I untangled my lights. Tonight a Christmas concert then Thursday the lights go in and all the other junk.  

Did you tell them what the dog did, because once that suckers up he may do it again .............on top of the presents. THAT will not be good. 

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

I am dead

(12-11-2019, 12:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-11-2019, 10:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Tonight a Christmas concert

That sounds like a nice time. I wouldn't even know where to look for one around here.

I'd go to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve if I had someone to go with.

I'll go with you to Midnight Mass. If the weather isn't bad. Couple hours drive would do me good. I'm on vacation starting 430pm on the 23^rd until 830am on January 3^rd.

(12-11-2019, 06:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm on vacation starting 430pm on the 23^rd until 830am on January 3^rd.

You lucky bastard. My last vacation is nothing but a distant memory. I hope you enjoy the hell out of it, Clang.

Have you been to Mass since your mom died?

(12-11-2019, 06:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-11-2019, 06:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm on vacation starting 430pm on the 23^rd until 830am on January 3^rd.

You lucky bastard. My last vacation is nothing but a distant memory. I hope you enjoy the hell out of it, Clang.

Have you been to Mass since your mom died?

I started going back to Church in October. It's one of the conditions of my brother Ed's shelter that he attend Mass every Sunday, so I take him there. Sin on Saturday, beg for forgiveness on Sunday. I don't know what he did last weekend for Church. I'm still waiting on my new debit/credit card so I have no phone service and I have no Internet outside my apartment. I waited an hour and a half to take him to Church and he never showed up.

We are Catholic, we often sin simply by living our lives.

It seems like it's taking a long time to get your new card to you. They should have overnighted it.

Oopsie, apparently overnighted is not a word.

I has poor grammar.

Do you still have the outfit?

Knee highs & navy blue. No.

(12-12-2019, 05:47 AM)Duchess Wrote: We are Catholic, we often sin simply by living our lives.

It seems like it's taking a long time to get your new card to you. They should have overnighted it.

Oopsie, apparently overnighted is not a word.

I has poor grammar.

I wonder if there is something wrong with my mail service. I should have received my pay stub yesterday or today and I haven't. I haven't received any mail in 2-3 weeks.  I'll borrow my brother's phone and call Trustco on Saturday if I don't get it tomorrow. Luckily I have been able to pay my bills by e-check. Still it's a hassle to not be able to use an ATM. I usually get 200-300 dollars out on the weekend using a withdrawal slip so I have cash to use for the week.

I just walked into my office and there is a 6 inch elf sitting at the base of my monitor next to my pot pipe.

...and I just found another one in the cupboard sitting on top of my coffee cup.

   It's alive!!! Check it's pants.

(12-13-2019, 05:30 AM)Duchess Wrote: ...and I just found another one in the cupboard sitting on top of my coffee cup.

That creepy elf on a shelf dude?