Yes! There were three in my home this morning. On my desk, in the cupboard and I found another one on the washing machine! This shit has made me laugh all day.

We got a seven foot korean fir tree.

(12-13-2019, 02:25 PM)Duchess Wrote: Yes! There were three in my home this morning. On my desk, in the cupboard and I found another one on the washing machine! This shit has made me laugh all day.

Damn, gurl, da fuq you do to warrant Santa sending back up spies like that?  

(12-13-2019, 02:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: We got a seven foot korean fir tree.

I had to look that up, they're beautiful. Where's the picture?

Still in the netting, Mrs. Biggie works retail.

I like it when the Elf watches.

(12-13-2019, 02:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: We got a seven foot korean fir tree.

Is it your Christmas tree or did you buy a live one for planting in your garden?

Is this it? Those cones are incredible!

(12-13-2019, 06:42 PM)MirahM Wrote: I like it when the Elf watches.

(12-13-2019, 02:10 PM)cannongal Wrote:

(12-13-2019, 05:30 AM)Duchess Wrote: ...and I just found another one in the cupboard sitting on top of my coffee cup.

That creepy elf on a shelf dude?

His name  is Chippy and he's extravaganzalorius.

(12-13-2019, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-13-2019, 02:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: We got a seven foot korean fir tree.

Is it your Christmas tree or did you buy a live one for planting in your garden?

Is this it? Those cones are incredible!

Those are some very unique looking cones!

I want to put one in my armpit, I bet Clang can relate to that. Christmas Party Saturday. 

You dont even need to decorate that tree. Throw a star on top and you're done.

white lights would be pretty

(12-13-2019, 08:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want to put one in my armpit, I bet Clang can relate to that. Christmas Party Saturday. 

Two in the pit, one in the shit. And maybe one in the belly button.

After I get done looking at all the holiday lights I'm going to go looking for Clang so we can dance to this. Picture that! It would be so much fun.

I love that song ............Thanks! I left my Christmas party early, it was dullsville no matter how much I tried to liven it up......fuck-em.

(12-14-2019, 03:28 PM)Duchess Wrote: After I get done looking at all the holiday lights I'm going to go looking for Clang so we can dance to this. Picture that! It would be so much fun.

Yeah it would be fun. A fat guy in a dress dancing like a Peanuts kid.

(12-14-2019, 10:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: I love that song ............Thanks! I left my Christmas party early, it was dullsville no matter how much I tried to liven it up......fuck-em.

I had too much fun celebrating my friend's birthday but instead of being drunk and passed out, I'm wide awake and sober. I'll probably fall asleep tomorrow afternoon when I get home.

Please Santa bring me 2-6ft extension cords.............Thanks.

Unfortunately for Mrs. Biggie our tree did not come with the Purple Throbbers, I ended up decorating it this morning because she has been so busy with work. I was going to drive to Bompton at o dark thirty today but woke up with a sore throat.