Well I have, and I tell ya it's not big enough. I was listening to the professor plunging the throne of perpetual flush after my Daughter who releases the Kraken on occasion ( I find it unbelievable but I've seen the damn thing) Plunging that foul production of amazing proportions down. later I said "you may want to take a stick, and break it up next time" But she was all a twitter about me fixing the sewer lines............bla,bla,bla . It's not that, it's the Kraken I tell her. 


Anyways, That damn hole isn't big enough sometimes.

People actually have toilet scissors it's a thing.

(11-23-2020, 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyways, That damn hole isn't big enough sometimes.

It really isn't.   Somewhere around 35 years ago a friend gave me a rat as a pet,  so I put the cage under my mom's 100 gallon fish tank and forgot about it.   Anyway the rat ended up chewing through the wires that ran the tank and electrocuted itself,  and broke the filtration and bubbling system in the tank.

So a couple of weeks goes by,  and all the fisk died,  they were huge fish,  my mother had spent lots of money on them.  I decided to flush them down the,   and did I do it 1 by 1?  Nope,  my smart teenage brain said flush them all at once.   

The toilet overflowed onto the shag rug carpet  (whoever decided bathrooms needed carpeting was an idiot)  after a day,  mushrooms were growing out of the rug.
I have no idea what the final bill from the plumber was,  but we lived in a mobile home at the time,  and I know that they replaced the pipes,  toilet and carpet. 
So, you're right, that damn hole isn't big enough!

(11-23-2020, 09:17 PM)BigMark Wrote: People actually have toilet scissors it's a thing.

I'm not familiar with that and really, really not sure I want to be. It's just not natural and hell I'm not sure how to handle this new development. it's really a script outta the twilight zone and not conforming too the current social standards. That damn hole should be 6" not 4". It's really a social justice issue. Somewhere, someplace.

(11-23-2020, 09:22 PM)cannongal Wrote:

(11-23-2020, 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyways, That damn hole isn't big enough sometimes.

It really isn't.   Somewhere around 35 years ago a friend gave me a rat as a pet,  so I put the cage under my mom's 100 gallon fish tank and forgot about it.   Anyway the rat ended up chewing through the wires that ran the tank and electrocuted itself,  and broke the filtration and bubbling system in the tank.

So a couple of weeks goes by,  and all the fisk died,  they were huge fish,  my mother had spent lots of money on them.  I decided to flush them down the,   and did I do it 1 by 1?  Nope,  my smart teenage brain said flush them all at once.   

The toilet overflowed onto the shag rug carpet  (whoever decided bathrooms needed carpeting was an idiot)  after a day,  mushrooms were growing out of the rug.
I have no idea what the final bill from the plumber was,  but we lived in a mobile home at the time,  and I know that they replaced the pipes,  toilet and carpet. 
So, you're right, that damn hole isn't big enough!

I once flushed my stingray down the toilet. He wasn't very big, but he died in the fish tank and I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking. Of course he got lodged inside it. The Roto Rooter guy told me he has pulled a lot of things out of toilets, but never a stingray.

It's when your built in turd cutter malfunctions.

Well I was feelilng like shit before I came in here, but now I feel much better.
Thanks!

Another fine, fine job by.............

Man. You people and poop.

(11-24-2020, 01:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Man. You people and poop.

Moist poop underpants.

I am always cleaning the bloody toilet, I hate doing it. The first thing when I become rich and famous is to get a cleaner to clean my toilet, I will pay top dollar and bonuses for such hideous task.

(11-25-2020, 08:39 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am always cleaning the bloody toilet, I hate doing it. The first thing when I become rich and famous is to get a cleaner to clean my toilet, I will pay top dollar and bonuses for such hideous task.

No one likes to clean the toilet. My brother Ed always made me do it when we lived together. Now my brother Ed finally moved out of the City Mission and into his own apartment. Can't wait until he has to clean his own toilet.

Yeh, I mean, I do it, but I hate doing it. Especially with my mum here too. It's intense.