They keep sending them to me one at a time. I just got the pink fairy gum drop, it smells like bubble gum. Waiting on Merry cookie and champagne toast now. These are Christmas presents to myself, I can't rely on other people to get me anything good. They like to buy me useless kitchen gadgets that I keep piling in the shed.

...and all I want is a goat.

https://easternshore.craigslist.org/grd/...47432.html

I checked it out! It's on the Delmarva Peninsula! 

I screwed up and got twice as many of these cool working wooden models of a jeep and a tractor trailer cab. 





Now I have two of each

Look, Sal, another topiary from the same store. I went to see if any of their Christmas crap was on sale and saw this one.





https://www.grandinroad.com/hearts-harlo...Id=1434239

I like those a lot, but haven't broke down and ordered a set yet. I did, however, order a bunch of Christmas tree glass ornaments that are all food. It's too late for this Christmas, but next year's tree will be food themed. I spent 700 bucks on everything from a pickle to a taco to fried chicken. Any food you can think of I probably will have it hanging on my tree.

I haven't ordered a set either and I probably won't. 

I'm going to remind you to post pix of that tree next year. That theme suits you.

No one knows I ordered them. Next year everyone will think I'm going to take the same old box of ornaments out of the attic as always. I dont know what else to add to the food ornaments though that would compliment it, I was thinking of all white lights and frosted white snowflakes.

Hopefully I dont die before next Christmas, that will be a bummer.

(12-22-2020, 01:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Look, Sal, another topiary from the same store. I went to see if any of their Christmas crap was on sale and saw this one.





https://www.grandinroad.com/hearts-harlo...Id=1434239

I'm obviously an uncultured slob but I don't understand the point of these. Do they do something? Are they totems that keep evil spirits from entering your home? I could get behind something like that, I've got a large glass evil eye on my front door.

They are just decorations and I like them better than those ghetto ass blow up Santa clauses and snow men people put in their yards. I'm torn between getting the Christmas ones that you would only use once a year or the lemon ones that would really go good with the color of my house and I could use all year long.

Drill some holes in that bitch and make a water pipe!!

(12-22-2020, 03:48 PM)Rootilda Wrote:

(12-22-2020, 01:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Look, Sal, another topiary from the same store. I went to see if any of their Christmas crap was on sale and saw this one.





https://www.grandinroad.com/hearts-harlo...Id=1434239

I'm obviously an uncultured slob but I don't understand the point of these. Do they do something? Are they totems that keep evil spirits from entering your home? I could get behind something like that, I've got a large glass evil eye on my front door.

I wouldnt expect someone who has petrified catshit all over their house to understand.

There you go. I was suspicious at your earlier post considering you sounded like a normal person.

I was nice for a second and then changed my mind. You only call me a stupid bitch at least once a week so get over yourself.

(12-22-2020, 05:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: Drill some holes in that bitch and make a water pipe!!

 I was thinking the same thing earlier. Didn't get a chance to post it on my  15 minute breaks or 30 minute lunch break.

Those aren't Tootsie rolls?

(12-22-2020, 03:46 PM)sally Wrote: No one knows I ordered them. Next year everyone will think I'm going to take the same old box of ornaments out of the attic as always. I dont know what else to add to the food ornaments though that would compliment it, I was thinking of all white lights and frosted white snowflakes.

Have you seen the tree collars? They take the place of a tree skirt. I got a wicker one over the Summer. There are also boxes that I like too. 

I like the red velvets ones with white furry trim.