Sally has reached a new lowe.

(01-22-2021, 12:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sally has reached a new lowe.

Such horrible, horrible puns. Maybe I was wrong about you.

You really have your bed on the floor?

Have you never felt the reassuring tingle of a tachyon field? Or a cattle prod in your bumhole? o.O

No, just the dogs cold nose.

(01-22-2021, 06:33 PM)BigMark Wrote: You really have your bed on the floor?

Yes. The bed frame that came was the wrong size and I never bothered to return it or get the right size one. I'm lazy and I bought the bed and frame with free stimulus money so I didn't care.

You live like a fucking animal.

Or he hates physical confrontation.    Either way, he's happy with what he has.

(01-22-2021, 06:33 PM)BigMark Wrote: You really have your bed on the floor?

I have a bed on the floor in my guest room. The room is small and a frame and headboard would be too bulky. Done right and it looks stylish and cozy with a down comforter, throw blankets and pillows.

Although I doubt Clang did it right.

it would look good in an alley.

(01-22-2021, 08:23 PM)sally Wrote: Although I doubt Clang did it right.

Clang never does anything right...

Next thing you know,   Duchess will try to soothe clangs sensitive feelings by telling him to ignore me, because I'm an argumentative cunt who only knows 1 speed.   

I picture you now as one of those ladies on sister wives. The big butt one.

Why are these stupid bubbles popping up about facebook telling me I have 43 notifications 12 friend request and 20 messages? I dont even remember the stupid password on that site and they are sending these stupid bubbles of knowledge at me...........Who gives a fuck you bumbling reprobates. 

(01-22-2021, 07:57 PM)cannongal Wrote: Or he hates physical confrontation.    Either way, he's happy with what he has.

Bingo. Right on both counts.

(01-22-2021, 08:23 PM)sally Wrote: Although I doubt Clang did it right.

Maybe, maybe not. But the bed has 2 pillows, sheets, and a quilt.

(01-22-2021, 08:33 PM)cannongal Wrote:

(01-22-2021, 08:23 PM)sally Wrote: Although I doubt Clang did it right.

Clang never does anything right...

Not true. I joined Mock and found a bunch of assholes,cunts, and weirdos just like me.

(01-22-2021, 07:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: You live like a fucking animal.

I live like I'm in college and single.without the sex. I'm not all bad. I have a blanket on my ugly couch to spruce it up and give it some color. Im trying to adult better. I had salad the last 3 nights for dinner. Of course my stomach isn't used to it and I had some diarrhea. And I did my laundry tonight and I'm cleaning my apartment Sunday.

(01-22-2021, 06:25 PM)rothschild Wrote:

(01-22-2021, 12:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sally has reached a new lowe.

Such horrible, horrible puns. Maybe I was wrong about you. 

(01-22-2021, 11:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-22-2021, 08:23 PM)sally Wrote: Although I doubt Clang did it right.

Maybe, maybe not. But the bed has 2 pillows, sheets, and a quilt.

You need four pillows dickhead. Two for the pillowcases and two for the shams. A top sheet is not really necessary. I personally get all tangled up in them somehow and kick it off to the floor. They're a pain in the ass as far as I'm concerned.