That’s not something I don’t like but I think you do...that’s a fucking given. And careful what you wish for..

Noted

:(

Why the sad face? You’d still get your hair pulled? And maybe a big side of decidedly bitter, until you whinnied like a fresh filly..

Don’t be ungrateful!

(01-31-2021, 12:23 AM)BigMark Wrote: That's the thing that sucks about marriage, no way is he getting deep throated unless it is by you but that isn't going to happen because sperm is gross.

(01-31-2021, 09:16 AM)crash Wrote:

(01-31-2021, 06:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: I have guy friends, I don't want to fuck any of them and the feeling is mutual. That's why we are friends, not lovers.  

All of your guy friends have thought about fucking you. In multiple positions. In ways they don’t even like but they think you do. It’s a guy thing

They'd even think about it if you were fat, like oiling up a big Thanksgiving turkey.

(01-31-2021, 11:48 AM)sally Wrote:

(01-31-2021, 12:23 AM)BigMark Wrote: That's the thing that sucks about marriage, no way is he getting deep throated unless it is by you but that isn't going to happen because sperm is gross.

(01-31-2021, 09:16 AM)crash Wrote:

(01-31-2021, 06:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: I have guy friends, I don't want to fuck any of them and the feeling is mutual. That's why we are friends, not lovers.  

All of your guy friends have thought about fucking you. In multiple positions. In ways they don’t even like but they think you do. It’s a guy thing

They'd even think about it if you were fat, like oiling up a big Thanksgiving turkey.

Rolling you in flour and aiming for the wet spot....

(01-31-2021, 11:48 AM)sally Wrote:

(01-31-2021, 12:23 AM)BigMark Wrote: That's the thing that sucks about marriage, no way is he getting deep throated unless it is by you but that isn't going to happen because sperm is gross.

(01-31-2021, 09:16 AM)crash Wrote:

(01-31-2021, 06:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: I have guy friends, I don't want to fuck any of them and the feeling is mutual. That's why we are friends, not lovers.  

All of your guy friends have thought about fucking you. In multiple positions. In ways they don’t even like but they think you do. It’s a guy thing

They'd even think about it if you were fat, like oiling up a big Thanksgiving turkey.

She is a little pudgy. Hope her horses are of sturdy stock.

Sally, I've had a headache nearly everyday since I was sick a year ago in March and for the past few days my ears feel like they're plugged. What's wrong with me?

The headache could be numerous things, I get them often too and just take a BC, but probably best to check it out. If the plugged ears last longer than a couple of weeks then go to an ENT, it could be from fluid on them. If that's the case then they would probably tell you to wait a couple more weeks to see if it clears on it's own and if not a round of prednisone and antibiotics will clear it up. I get fluid on my ears maybe once every couple of years. The ENT can also address the headaches as well.

I've had more headaches this past year than my entire life altogether.

I better go smoke some weed. 

I said that just for rothschild.  

Well if you go to a doctor for it just mention that you've been under a lot of stress the past year. You don't have to mention Trump or they'll think you're insane.

(04-19-2021, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: I've had more headaches this past year than my entire life altogether.

I better go smoke some weed. 

I said that just for rothschild.  

You damn well better because God only know what I might do when you least expect it.

(04-19-2021, 11:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, I've had a headache nearly everyday since I was sick a year ago in March and for the past few days my ears feel like they're plugged. What's wrong with me?

And you've waited this long to ask our resident expert for help?

(04-19-2021, 11:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, I've had a headache nearly everyday since I was sick a year ago in March and for the past few days my ears feel like they're plugged. What's wrong with me?

Have you seen a doctor?

Yes they wear a white coat and stethoscope.

(04-20-2021, 03:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: Yes they wear a white coat and stethoscope.

Doochy is dying and all these pissant mockers can do is laugh!

Ahahahahaha! See why I love these people?

(04-19-2021, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: I've had more headaches this past year than my entire life altogether.

I better go smoke some weed. 

I said that just for rothschild.  

O A S I 

Sally , do you remember when MTV came out?

Yes! My mom was a huge fan, not so much my dad. He had a huge collection of albums that I still have that he preferred to listen to. I remember The Who you better better bet or whatever the hell they say in that song. Also another I remember that was on there all the time was Boy George. I think that's around the time when Aids came out, not sure.