(04-23-2021, 04:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:  Are you drunk right now? I think so. Jesus, CG, don't refer to yourself as stupid. We all have our moments, but just don't. If I truly were a bitch don't you see what I could do with that? Stop.

At 12:30 in the morning,   yeah,  I was blitzed last night.   I'm not on call this weekend,   so it might happen again.   I  fucking hate people.

You put the hate in felate.

(04-23-2021, 06:01 PM)BigMark Wrote: You put the hate in felate.

It's happened a time or 2 

I love Summer, I could hang out for hrs in front of a fire and forget how to tell time. Especially with a pool right 10 ft over to go skinny dipping in. I have a big towel. And a couple sandals. And a cooler.

I used to love Summer and if it wasn't for this dreadful East Coast humidity I still would.

(04-24-2021, 12:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: I used to love Summer and if it wasn't for this dreadful East Coast humidity I still would.

I'll take sweating my man tits off over freezing my nuts off. I love East Coast summer.

Oh Clangy, you just don't know what it's like. There is no fucking air to breathe and within seconds of stepping outdoors you begin to sweat your balls off, and try keeping your mascara from melting off in that crap, mister, it's impossible. I'd tell you what it does to your hair too, but you wouldn't have that issue.

I'll take freezing my nuts off until they roll across the ice topped street sounding like marbles on porcelain.

I'm not sure which is worse. I experience sweating my nuts off quite a bit here, but one time when we went to NC, I walked to get a coffee 2 minutes from the hotel and by the time I got there it felt like my blood was frozen.

Soap

(04-25-2021, 04:12 AM)sally Wrote: I'm not sure which is worse. I experience sweating my nuts off quite a bit here, but one time when we went to NC, I walked to get a coffee 2 minutes from the hotel and by the time I got there it felt like my blood was frozen.

I "get" that. After it's been miserably hot here and I get a brief moment where it's 78 and no humidity I am freezing my ass off.

(04-24-2021, 06:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oh Clangy, you just don't know what it's like. There is no fucking air to breathe and within seconds of stepping outdoors you begin to sweat your balls off, and try keeping your mascara from melting off in that crap, mister, it's impossible. I'd tell you what it does to your hair too, but you wouldn't have that issue.

I wouldn't know about my makeup melting off outdoors but I've had problems with my makeup melting off indoors. My apartment gets too hot in the summer with just my 2 fans to wear makeup. I've got a bunch of new makeup I want to try on but I think I'll just wait until the Fall/Winter to get all dolled up with nowhere to go. Yeah I'll never experience what humidity does to real women's hair but those wigs get hot and sweaty in the Summer.

(04-23-2021, 08:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: I love Summer, I could hang out for hrs in front of a fire and forget how to tell time. Especially with a pool right 10 ft over to go skinny dipping in. I have a big towel. And a couple sandals. And a cooler.

Me too!  Summer is the best here,   although fall and spring are good,  too.  Aches and pains are summer ailments here.