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THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA
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01-14-2020, 06:56 PM
hah  That's exactly what this candle is called and it sells for $75. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke but it's actually a thing.

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01-14-2020, 07:53 PM
I totally bought one.






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01-14-2020, 08:19 PM
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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01-14-2020, 08:40 PM
Gweneth Paltrol sure is a weird pot head.
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01-14-2020, 09:36 PM
In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.
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01-14-2020, 11:19 PM
(01-14-2020, 06:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: hah  That's exactly what this candle is called and it sells for $75. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke but it's actually a thing.

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01-15-2020, 12:10 AM
(01-14-2020, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..
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01-15-2020, 06:44 AM
You don't want fish tasting like chicken but you don't want it smelling like rotten clams either, just a hint is nice.
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01-15-2020, 07:22 AM
Scent for Blushing Brides   Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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05-03-2021, 12:57 PM
Just because.
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05-03-2021, 02:45 PM
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05-03-2021, 06:38 PM
(01-15-2020, 12:10 AM)crash Wrote:
(01-14-2020, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..

I pee myself often so while it doesn't smell fishy, it smells pissy. I went down the elevator at the hotel the other day and had to come right back up because I pissed myself in the lobby.After three kids my bladder is done. Better than shitting myself I guess.
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05-03-2021, 06:40 PM
Way, waaaaay better.
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05-03-2021, 07:09 PM
It's like I have no warning. All of the sudden when I have to pee I have to pee now.
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05-03-2021, 07:09 PM
Sally is 70 or something. But I guess that depends on the calendar.   


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05-03-2021, 07:28 PM
That's next.
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05-03-2021, 07:32 PM
Sometimes when I piss I'm so impatient that I flush the urinal before I'm even done.
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05-03-2021, 09:40 PM
Car's genitals smell of mothballs and talcum powder.
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05-03-2021, 09:53 PM
It's just a lucky guess.
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05-03-2021, 11:33 PM
I keep my meat wallet tidy.
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